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14 year old me said "Wow I wish I could see Ellen Page's tits" and the monkeys paw slowly curled one finger
When the hypergamous foid gets killed I'm a slasher movie it feels like I'm watching Matt Walsh destroy a feminist
I kind of hate that this cheap fun clown movie I found in high-school and grew to love got so popular that I now have to be subjected to the opinions of 14 year olds calling it misogynistic gore porn
Seeing 80 year olds in the Dementia Ward makes me really happy that my life expectancy will top out in about 15 years at most
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this is corny as hell but one of the best parts of being alive to me is that there are so many movies. i want to live as long as i can so i can keep seeing more movies



















