@CanopyLife2

I’m here for laughs.

Joined January 2010
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“I got your miracle right here, nerd”—Matthew 9:47 Baby Billy Freeman 😂
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CJ Vogel
@CJVogel_OTF1h
Unlikely that Texas ever plays Kamario Taylor given MSST is not on the schedule for 2027. Personally I am bummed to not see a talent like Taylor in person.
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iisha Morrison@Iishamorrison16h
He’s a sicko for having the concentration to look directly at where his toe was aligned 😭
Coach Dan Casey
@CoachDanCasey16h
Just a ridiculous throw & catch 😳
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NFL on ESPN
@ESPNNFL14h
"There's only two plays that they can't stop. That's the run and the pass." Wade Phillips off the top 😭
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Jane Slater
@SlaterNFL14h
Hahahaha Clarence just doing his part. Team needed bulletin board material
Nick Harris
@NickHarrisFWST14h
Jake Ferguson to @clarencehilljr: “Thank you Clarence, appreciate it.”
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Coach Dan Casey
@CoachDanCasey14h
He moves like a Safety.
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Marcus Mosher
@Marcus_Mosher13h
Still waiting on the official numbers but #Cowboys CB Joey Porter Jr. has allowed 10 total yards on 9 targets since being traded to Dallas. Opponents have a passer rating of 39.6 when targeting him via @PFF.
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Claudia@TexasEx1014h
DeMarvion Overshown interception!
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Gunar Matthews@TXson_6916h
Aggies seeing positive things said about Austin and DKR. – at San Angelo, TX
BeatinTheBookie.com®️
@BeatinTheBookie18h
Final Austin weekend tally: Hotel $2800 Flights $1400 Tickets $900 Usually weekends don’t deliver EV, but I’d go back to Austin for a game tomorrow if need be. Place delivered in all areas. Food, fans, stadium, excitement. Texas game days get an A++ from me.
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Nick Kelly
@_NickKelly21h
News: Alabama DB Dre Kirkpatrick Jr. was arrested on 2 misdemeanor charges Friday: harassing communications and doxing. Kalen DeBoer said he is "not with us" Monday after the program announced Kirkpatrick was suspended Saturday. al.com/alabamafootball/2026/…

Alabama defensive back arrested on 2 misdemeanor charges

Dre Kirkpatrick Jr. is in his third season with Alabama football.

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Graham Coffey
@GrahamCoffeyDC20h
Cody Campbell tagging Texas Tech employees and threatening to have the school remove access from a radio station because of a post by a producer with 175 followers... Take the checks, take the optics issues that come with the guy who wrote them
Cody Campbell
@CodyC6423h
Replying to @BTRiker03
How about “for the sake of the program”, everybody @TexasTech stops talking and doing interviews on @DoubleT973? @robertgio, let’s discuss.
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3rd and 10 and give up 17. Cowboys defense
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Tune, MBA, CISSP
@CartuneNetwerk20h
Ohio State lost to TEXAS and is somehow still respected
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This defense man…..
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The Cowboys have no pass rush—among other things on defense.
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Justin Wells
@justinwells242420h
“I like how Coach Nansen sees my versatility and how I could fit into their defense.” “(Texas) pursuit to the ball; the whole defense is a stimulus.” “The visit was pretty cool especially being able to be there with my coach and teammates from my high school.” Texas hosted a number of flip candidates over the weekend. Here from them, including newest 🤘pledge RJ Hudson and more. DETAILS: on3.com/teams/texas-longhorn… (On3+) @InsideTexas @Rivals #HookEm
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I knew the Cheese Factory comment was going to sting 🤣😂🤣😂😂
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar20h
Trump is BIG MAD about Obama saying the White House now looks like Saddam opened a Cheesecake Factory: "He's not a smart guy. He's not smart at all ... for you to say it's a Cheesecake Factory, that just shows why you were a lousy president"
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On3
@On320h
NEWS: Auburn has fired men's basketball GM Brian Kloman for hiding information on overseas recruit Mantas Rubstavicius' academic coursework in Lithuania, @_JHokanson reports❌ on3.com/teams/auburn-tigers/…
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Yuck!
Alex Isenstadt@axiosalex20h
News: Trump is bringing three football stars — Johnny Manziel, Colt McCoy and Danny Amendola — onto the campaign trail in Texas tomorrow The play: Turn football fans into midterm voters — especially the young men who helped Trump win in '24 axios.com/2026/10/26/trump-s…

Scoop: Trump enlists football stars for final midterm push in Texas

The president is trying to activate a constituency Republicans fear will stay home.

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Both OU and Nebraska currently not ranked
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Damn. Wishing both a speedy recovery.
Marc Stein
@TheSteinLine19h
Thunder president Sam Presti announces that both Jalen Williams (dislocated left ankle and fractured fibula) and Cason Wallace (torn labrum in his left shoulder) need surgery and will be out indefinitely.
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