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First they ignore you, then they lol at you, then they own you, then you lose.

Balzac, Alberta
Joined September 2017
β€œThat’s right, I ate the convoy”
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Rubber soul is the best Beatles album don’t @ me
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Jake β›°οΈπŸπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³ retweeted
Tax bracket completely upside down from how it should be.
THE IRS JUST RELEASED THE NEW 2027 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ TAX BRACKETS. HERE'S HOW THEY WORK IN PLAIN ENGLISH Every bracket got a little bigger to keep up with inflation, so you can earn a bit more before moving into a higher rate. Step 1: Take what you earn and subtract the standard deduction. That part isn't taxed at all. - Single: $16,600 - Married: $33,200 Step 2: Whatever's left gets taxed in layers. Single filers: - 10% on your first $12,800 - 12% on income up to $52,025 - 22% up to $109,125 - 24% up to $208,325 - 32% up to $264,550 - 35% up to $661,375 - 37% on anything above that Married couples: the cutoffs are roughly double ($25,600, $104,050, $218,250, $416,650, $529,100, $793,650). Example: You're single and earn $76,600. Subtract $16,600 and you're taxed on $60,000. - 10% on the first $12,800 = $1,280 - 12% on the next $39,225 = $4,707 - 22% on the last $7,975 = $1,755 Total: about $7,742 in federal income tax, or roughly 10% of what you earned. Even though you're "in" the 22% bracket, only your last $7,975 gets taxed at 22%.
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Jake β›°οΈπŸπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³ retweeted
ppl laughed but "what if the village is retarded?" prolly the most important question of the decade
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Benzos just kicked in
SHREVEPORT, La. β€” Speaker Mike Johnson says he has spoken with President Trump tonight, and that he’s feeling good.
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Seems as though it has lmao
The Anakin edits might turn the tides of the midterms
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This is how I felt watching that Matt Walsh clip of him roasting the newfie accent in Below
Trying to stop this video from playing in my head when I drink black coffee
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β€œSo hypothetically, if we were fighting a guerrilla war against the United States, how would we win that?”
CANSOFCOM welcomed members of the People’s Army of Vietnam's Special Operations Forces to conduct skills exchange training in August. The exchange highlighted a foundation of mutual professionalism, trust, and meaningful SOF cooperation.
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My girl left me on pumpkin when I snapped her today πŸ˜”
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Smoking grass all day, walking around like a goy everywhere I go
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Jake β›°οΈπŸπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³ retweeted
β€œthe potential israeli prime minister is a zionist”
Googled him, saw he was leading a centrist party, then saw it was labelled as "Liberal Zionist" and that his son was killed in Gaza. Israel continues to be fucked.
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Jake β›°οΈπŸπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³ retweeted
bc election today
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I can officially no longer say I haven’t broken a bone ever πŸ˜”
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They gotta build a data centre near Lethbridge with the amount of AI posters and ads down here
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Jagmeet clearly was running away from the debts he incurred by using his credit card for normal month to month spending
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I swear people post like we’re living in Mississippi and not the jurisdiction with the highest HDI in NA and highest gdp per capita in Canada
alberta is full of chuds, but they are our chuds, they’re not american, they are fully canadian chuds back off
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Like sorry to say but you live in Virginia if it still voted republican lol
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Jake β›°οΈπŸπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³ retweeted
alberta is full of chuds, but they are our chuds, they’re not american, they are fully canadian chuds back off
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I’m breaking up w/ my foid cuz she follows Tom holland #sorrysweaty
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We’re eating good today πŸ˜‹ 79-5 season coming!
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You see this one pipeline is bad because the liberals run it, but a second one that we give away would be good!
Conservative Labour Critic says nationalizing Stelco is a non-starter because governments "don't run things well," citing the TMX pipeline, while in the same breath arguing the government should build the Pacific Link pipeline because "that's a good thing."
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