Bird Ho 🐓

Ha Ha!

Mugshot day! @RudyGiuliani

#MakeLikeATreeAnd get all sappy

#XisGonna SUX

#EveryDarkCloudBrings that sweet skunky smell

Choose to be born into a wealthy family #TipsToEnsureSuccess

My secret blend of cherry, pecan & hickory woodchips for smoking was #OverheardByMyNeighbors so since my secret is out, everyone else can enjoy it now. Thanks Linda... 🤬

In space no one can hear your grievances #SciFiReasonsToStrike

#MyFavoriteSummerMemories include food

Jumping stuff on my Evel Knievel bike #MyFavoriteSummerMemories

Idris Al'butt #DogAName

Bark Murray #DogAName

This heatwave #GetsMeHotAndBothered

#WhenThingsCalmDownImGoingTo finally write that Autobiography

#WhenThingsCalmDownImGoingTo the lake

Stay away from Newt #WitchesGuideToDemonDating

#OnAHikeMakeSure to enjoy the view

#AGoodRoadTripAlways risks getting pulled over