Gentleman Pirate. "There are giants out there in the canyons, and a good captain can't fall asleep."
Where the Rainbow Ends
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I'm stealing this line for all my email replies at work from now on: "I have received your letter, which adds to the mounting body of evidence of your complete paucity of knowledge about financial markets."
I thought this was pretty bad until I realized that Freddy Rumsen from Mad Men is playing Summerall - which is like 1000 times more depressing.
College Then: "Hey everybody my big brother from the frat got us a case of beer!"
College Today: "I had a great time snoring ketamine of your dick last night!"
NEW: I spent a night out at one of America's top party schools to see how ketamine has taken hold on college campuses.
The drug jumped into the spotlight in the “Cornell 7” case, where Jane Doe told investigators that ketamine left her incapacitated and unable to fend off sexual assault.
At Tulane, students pass it around in plastic baggies at fraternity houses, mix it with cocaine to create “Calvin Klein,” and call the psychedelic effects “going horse mode,” a nod to the drug’s use as a horse tranquilizer.
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waiting for HR to turn around so I can take a 2nd slice of pizza at the employee appreciation party
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Anthropic: “Our company could wipe out humanity”
Retail investors the second Anthropic shares start trading:
If anyone out there is looking for a slam dunk Netflix blockbuster documentary, I'd head to Arizona and start filming the Tiger Moms losing their minds.
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“So you went all in on Brazilian equities ahead of the election?”
“Yes, Dave”
“And you thought Brazil could have fair elections even though they’re an emerging market with a left-wing government?”
“That’s correct, Dave”
Love watching old movies because a lot of them suck but then you get some outrageously fantastic gems that blow your mind.
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Hotels are way better than Airbnb.
its just bonkers the new policy @airbnb is trying to put in place. Putting the dishes in the dishwasher, taking out the trash, pulling the sheets off the bed....they are just standard things any normal person would do when staying at a house. Why wouldn't a host be allowed to say that?
