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Possum Enthusiast

@CapnSubnuki

10% Arugula Salad, 90% Inexplicably Rapping Frog. World's most extroverted introvert. Seventeen possums in a trenchcoat.

 your great-aunt's crawlspace
Joined August 2012
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banana bread and marinara sauce is probably a terrible idea but there's this strange part of me that wants to try it
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@dril28 Aug 2011
"Is Wario A Libertarian" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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@dril3 Feb 2017
pleased to announce that i will shatter all barriers in 2017 by becoming the first adult gerber baby
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"People can be killed by wedgies, y'know" - my dad
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this whole week has been full of early morning finals. can I just sleep for 14 hours once tomorrow is over
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the only way that it could have been More Southern is if it had been possum flavored tbh
just had chicken and waffles-flavored potato chips and let me tell you, it tastes like Canada and Georgia had a delicious baby
there's too much I need to do. I know I need a fully functional body & mind but that doesn't make either of them go to sleep for me
this is the worst sleepless night I've had in a long time and it's awful
I believe in hope, however dark the tunnel. We cannot give that up.
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Kaleb Horton@kalebhorton6 Oct 2016
Purpose of a Waffle House: 1) informally but decisively indicate whether the world is going to be destroyed by God's wrath, 2) waffles.
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midterm stress level pretty high rn
Three hours of sleep before my longest Monday of the semester. Thanks, common cold.
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THEN WHO WAS PHONE?? Sean Hannity, apparently
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2C@Cellix17 Sep 2016
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Good thing I got 11 hours of sleep last night because it looks like I'll be lucky to get three tonight. I hate insomnia
My mother's obsession with Yankee Candle has reached a point of no return
You've heard of MySpace, now get ready for YourEverythingCrunchedTogether
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