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Capt. Morgan

@CaptMorganBets

currently hating: Celtics, people that watch sports through excel spreadsheets, Al Horford. 30x Elden Lord

Joined October 2019
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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Debilitating heartburn again.
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I do not like Ohio state
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@CFBKingsSep 27
*Wake Forest loses to #4 Miami, beats #16 Louisville* “Oh my gosh, the ACC is so bad. Unrank Louisville, still a bad win for Miami, keep Wake Forest unranked.” *Kentucky loses by 28 to Alabama, beats a bad Texas A&M team* “LOOK AT THE DEPTH OF THE SEC! CONGRATS ON YOUR NEW TOP 25 RANKING, KENTUCKY! 💕💖🎁”
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Kyle pitts is the guy who shows up to work just walks around for a few hours and goes home without doing a single fucking thing.
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RIP to Bob Pettit one of the real legends won’t be the same without you 😔🙏🏼
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Wild Missouri is ranked 19 when they haven’t beaten a team with a winning record in two years. You’re all frauds @SEC @NCAA @CFBPlayoff
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Gutsy loss from the #Jets but the future is bright. They have to do more to support Aaron Glenn.
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PFT Commenter
@PFTCommenterSep 14
Who is the most unfairly treated qb in the NFL ?
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@JustinMLBAug 26
Giancarlo Stanton during his “light jogging session”
山本一成🚀ニューラルロケットとチューリングのCEO (@issei_y) profile picture山本一成🚀ニューラルロケットとチューリングのCEO
@issei_yAug 26
美しいな。
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skattebo running directly into the goal post
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@Breaking911Aug 20
WATCH: A humanoid robot training for the “Robot Olympics” in Beijing runs too fast, fails to stop, slams into a safety cushion, and breaks at the waist
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cheese as collateral is absolutely insane italians are cartoon characters
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketAug 10
JUST IN: Extreme heat is threatening Italy’s “cheese banks,” where hundreds of thousands of Parmigiano-Reggiano wheels are stored as loan collateral.
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Trill Withers@TylerIAmJul 30
The co-conspirators (pictured) were hanged
anthony (@tony_bagz) profile pictureanthony@tony_bagzJul 29
What a fucked up day man
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In last 3 years, College Football Playoff records vs. the other Power 4 conferences Big Ten 9-3* ACC 3-3 SEC 2-7 Big 12 0-3 *Won 3 national titles
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SEC is a joke of a conference
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england are the real winners bc at the end of the day they can go grab a pint at their local pub thats older than our country
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Source has gone down hill you guys stink now @sporcle
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Sitting at a bar alone getting lunch and few pints. One of the great simple joys in life
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Back on this digital hellscape
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