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Captain Apthorpe retweeted
It’s always hard to know ahead of time if someone will be an asset or a liability. Not to fear. I have a simple solution: Get rid of every woman in politics.
Susie Wiles tried to steer Trump away from Stephen Miller’s hardline immigration policy. Immigration was one of the GOP’s only winning issues. Follow: @AFpost
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We will NEVER go back to voting for these limp wristed fags. EVER
The GOP must return to this if we are ever going to win again. People are sick of zero-decorum politics.
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We will NEVER go back to voting for these limp wristed fags. EVER
The GOP must return to this if we are ever going to win again. People are sick of zero-decorum politics.
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Captain Apthorpe retweeted
"How do black people know their ancestors were slaves when they don't even know who their Dad is?"
How do black people know their ancestors were slaves when they don't even know who their Dad is?
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Captain Apthorpe retweeted
Your face when Trump fires you for destroying a once in a lifetime coalition and ruining the greatest political comeback of all time:
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This is literally EVERY boomer on Facebook right now:
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Your face when Trump fires you for destroying a once in a lifetime coalition and ruining the greatest political comeback of all time:
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Captain Apthorpe retweeted
🚨HAPPENING TODAY🚨 President Donald Trump will be hosting a Diwali celebration today at 1:30pm ET in the Oval Office. Shortly after that, he’s heading to Florida.
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This boomer rube zogbot needs to GO
Hey guys by the way. Who do you think was responsible for pushing Elon Musk out and for suffocating DOGE? Susie Wiles. In her interview with Vanity Fair, she said: "The president doesn’t know and never will. He doesn’t know the details of these smallish agencies." Susie Wiles has been blocking us the entire time. She is the reason DOGE and Elon were shut down when they were trying to cut off the Leftist patronage networks. Susie Wiles must go.
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🚨HAPPENING TODAY🚨 President Donald Trump will be hosting a Diwali celebration today at 1:30pm ET in the Oval Office. Shortly after that, he’s heading to Florida.
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Captain Apthorpe retweeted
She needed to go 2 years ago.
Good morning. Susie Wiles needs to go.
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Erik Prince, 2028
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This is me 100%
I do harbor a profound sadness for President Trump I was there in 2016 10 years with you and believing in you What the fuсk happen to you... ?
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I lost a dear friend today. He was as Christian a man as I ever knew; the Gospel was in everything he did. He believed it, he loved it, and he lived it every day of his life. Please say a prayer for his soul.
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Captain Apthorpe retweeted
I wanna gush about this scene a bit for you guys and make a wider point. "Gettysburg," was mostly filmed using reenactors. I'm not sure if you've ever been around SCV reenactor types, but overwhelmingly as cringe as they might seem they are 100% True Believers. These guys live in and endure hardship many times a year to honor their bloodline. Martin Sheen originally was supposed to ride out and have a conversation with members of his staff. What happened instead was this. These reenactors hadn't seen Martin Sheen as Lee yet at that point. Multiple organizations were reached out to in order to fill roles for extras - most of them volunteered to work with no pay. This includes the Union guys too - but with all due respect to my GAR friends who defend our heritage, fuck 'em. You won the war. This post is for us. This was their first time seeing Sheen as Lee. The shooting of this movie sucked. Many of these guys committed to living, camping and fighting as the historic ANV did. This wasn't just some movie for them, it was a religious act: a preservation of the courage and honor of their forefathers. This scene was real; it was spontaneous. It was authentic to the feelings of reenactors. I don't know how to convey this scene to those who aren't Southerners, so I will say it in our terms: Lee was the ideal Southern Elder. Lee was and is in our minds our Southern Grandpa. He represents who and what we are at our bests. He led us like a king and loved us like a father. This is why melting down that monument matters to us. Lee is not an abstraction; he is a real person we all know and love. He is the archetype everyone tried to achieve. He represents us at our best. This is why Southern Nationalism matters: because it motivates people to this. Nobody else could ever do that. No one else would ever be considered worthy by Southerners - not now and not since.
If it ain't this you can fuck off talking about, "Hail Caesar."
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This is why I am, deep down, excited. This is an age for saints and true men. That’s the call of the hour. We’ll see if we have it in us.
Hard times make strong men.
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It’s not all bad news out there guys…
Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
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Only 49 days until Christmas
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Captain Apthorpe retweeted
I had a little chuckle at the opening paragraph of Jacob Rees-Mogg's latest piece.
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The Church sends their regards
Replying to @JessicaValenti
After an incredible local effort to repeal the state’s draconian ban and legalize abortion, Prop 1 has lost. The opposition campaign to this pro-choice measure was funded by two of the most powerful forces in the U.S.: the Catholic Church and the Mormon Church.
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