Cpt. Faghot

CHRISTMAS DUBSTEP

I FORGOT I HAD THIS ACCOUNT. HELLO FRIENDS.

LOOK HOW LEGIT

SEEMS SUPER LEGIT

"@GeneralKJU: @th3j35t3r lighten up man." Srsly

Someone is trying to SE me wut do.

@GeneralKJU youre such a faggot

But this one still can

As it turns out, @captainfaggot is sexy. she can keep the name.

Imagine my disdain this morning when @CaptainFaggot was unavailable.

HOLY SHIT TWITTER. Holy shit. Imagine if bugs had houses. Like little people houses.

Wait, there was an official declaration of war?

Forreal though, this is a war with no victor. Its corrupt rebels, fighting an even more corrupt govt, with another corrupt govt intervening.

LOOKS LIKE WERE KILLING SYRIANS. CANT WAIT TO EXPAND MY GORE FOLDER.

THIS WYO RANCHER WILL NOT DRIVE FUCKING FASTER

I IDENTIFY AS A MONGOOSE-EMU. PLEASE TREAT ME AS ONE FROM NOW ON.

IM IN SUCH A DARK PLACE RIGHT NOW. ITS ABOUT TIME TO ESTABLISH A HEROIN HABIT.

JUST NOTICED I SPELLED FAGGOT TWO DIFFERENT WAYS. I MUSTVE STILL BEEN DRUNK THIS MORNING

IM FILING A LAWSUIT FOR CONTROL OVER @GeneralKJU AGAIN

@Soulmech. THEY KILLED KIMMY