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Calvin

@CaptainKirkwer

I put the B in lathering!!

Joined October 2010
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I'm 5 years past my "best before" date: I have a rotten disposition and my attitude stinks. – at Minburn County No. 27, Alberta
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I’m signing out of twitter today and I don’t know when I may be back. There are way too many idiotic and toxic voices on this stupid platform and it’s starting to take a toll on my mental health. Side note: all you hyper-conservative nut jobs can suck my diiiiiiiiiiiiick. HEART
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And in other news... WEAR A FUCKING MASK
Jen Lee (@JenLeeCBC) profile pictureJen Lee@JenLeeCBC25 Jun 2020
AB's daily COVID-19 update with Dr. Hinshaw: -26 new cases today. -1 new death -- connected to the outbreak at Misericordia hosp in Edm (6 patients and 5 staff positive) -Total deaths now 154 -38 hospitalized with 8 in ICU -7,191 recovered -more than 6,300 tests in 24 hrs
Went from asymptomatic to YAYsymptomatic today. Tests came back negative! Totally worth getting stabbed directly in my puke gland (real thing) by a minty-ninja
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A podcast called “Eh Symptomatic: Surviving the Pandemic North of the 49th”
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Take note, @EdmontonEsks . Maybe it’s time to change your fucking name?
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@RollingStone19 Jun 2020
The owner of the "Eskimo Pie" brand has called the term "derogatory" and now vows to change its name and marketing. "We are committed to being a part of the solution on racial equality," a brand rep says rol.st/2Ciq0n2
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Odd the same people demanding a black woman on their pancake syrup don’t want one on their money. 🤔
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Twice this week I’ve had the pleasure of stumbling across massacred baby bunnies on our front sidewalk, guts spilled all over the place, legs and spines ripped out, being picked at by magpies. KEEP YOUR FUCKING CATS AT HOME.
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For every “Love Guru” there’s a “So I Married an Axe Murder”, and thus the balance of the universe is maintained
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Phase 2 of reopening is happening despite a second surge of Covid cases in #yeg. Looks like I may as well padlock the gates ‘cause I’m never leaving home again
I’ve been getting pretty ornery with my last couple tweets so I just wanted to say that thanks to social isolation I haven’t had to hold in a fart in months.
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News flash: UCP supporters applaud efforts such as Bill 1 to gag aboriginal people and stimy their right to protest. This is outright racism, and pandering to O&G. What I’m saying is, if you voted for these pylons you can go and fuck yourself.
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In one of the myriad of clips of the BLM protests I’ve already seen this morning, you can hear one cop shout “we cannot guarantee your safety” to people peacefully trying to walk home. Isn’t it the job of the police to keep people safe?! #YouHadOneJob
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Might I add, you this is immediately before the same cops begin indiscriminately firing tear gas canisters and roughing people up for no apparent reason.
Replying to @leftjerkstore @scottheins
Never heard a song called Fuck the EMTs, or Fuck the Firedepartment
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i made some slight adjustments to tucker carlson’s monologue about protesters
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Honky-talkin’?
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Never in my time did I ever think I’d see a hero wearing a cape made of rolling papers, but here we are
cнrιѕ (@getmangled) profile picturecнrιѕ@getmangled2 Jun 2020
I’m thoroughly enjoying this no nonsense side of Seth Rogan right now.
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also, PLEASE make sure that if you are taking part in hashtag black out tuesday, you do NOT include the hashtag black lives matter. your intentions are good but you are rendering useless a very important resource for protestors and protest organizers who use that hashtag
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