That's if there is a good phone signal inside. If not, you have to hope they have public Wi-Fi. And if they do, you have to sign in which means giving them an email, declining cookies, doing 2FA and making sure you have a VPN. And restaurants wonder why they're losing money 🤦‍♂️

I've never understood why Easter isn't a fixed date each year in the way that Christmas is. And this is a hill I will kill people on 😂

Ooh...not really. I never know when Easter is 🤷‍♂️ but certainly I would be avoiding that because the costs go through the roof!

End of march or early April... As long as the Russian don't invade or bomb it or do something terrible.😁

I fear you may be, yes.

I will just have to kidnap someone 😁

Tbf, in reality I'm actually trying to get someone to come to Poland with me in the spring but it's a struggle at the moment (even when you offer to pay for them!) This probably says more about me than Poland though 😂😳

I think I've suddenly find myself out of my depth so I'll just sit myself in the whimsical corner until I'm let out.

I'm normally the one who takes people on holiday so it'd be a nice change ☺️ Tell her I want to go to Poland and Canada and see which one she'll take me on 😁

Surely we all love a bit of whimsy?

Does she need a new holiday companion? I'd happily be taken all over the world by someone.😁

That's a good way to look at things...and at least I'm not the only solution looking for a problem ☺️

That's impressive

Spend a couple of days on social media and you'll realise you aren't dumb at all ☺️

My family didn't believe I had the skills to rewire their house, put in new electrical sockets and fix all their lighting issues so I just went ahead and did it ☺️ They were shocked.

Has anyone else got the new feature that shows who read your tweet but didn't 'like' it? It gives your their IP address so you can find their house, visit them and press 'like' on their phone for them 😊 Although you could just as easily shove their phone up their arse too 😁

Brad Bradford....that's a rather unimaginative name 😁

Same... It somehow got worse over the last few years but there are still islands of sanity amongst all of the unpleasantness ☺️

It's fascinating. A land of contrasts. Old and new. Very polite people. A blend of serious work culture alongside maid cafés and capsule toys.