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michael

Brooklyn, NY
Joined April 2009
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Once the crowd realized Aminata could win the feeling was electric, glad they went through with it
#AndNEW 🏆 Queen Aminata @amisylle is crowned the NEW TBS Champion! 👑 Watch #AEWDynamite: Fright Night LIVE on TBS & HBO Max!
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I’m sorry but saying someone was “pervy” at the playboy mansion is like saying someone was “pervy” at a strip club
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Unreal he wasn’t retired already. Absolutely legendary stuff he was able to do. I took it for granted growing up assuming there would always be some little dude in the league. The current shortest player is a full FIVE inches taller than Muggsy
The Charlotte Hornets on Feb. 11 are retiring the No. 1 jersey of Muggsy Bogues, the shortest player in NBA history at 5-foot-3. Bogues spent 10 of his 14 NBA seasons in Charlotte (1988-1998) and is the franchise leader in assists, steals and minutes.
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This Rock run was like a deadbeat dad coming around and taking his kid to a theme park before disappearing again.
THIS WILL ALWAYS BE THE COLDEST ENTRANCE IN WWE HISTORY 🔥
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People’s Sexiest Man Alive day always enthralls me, because suddenly a horde of people passionately act like someone who looks like Noah Wyle is a deformed troll who lives under a bridge
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And @elonmusk ive been to Africa four times. I love Africa. I’ve always wanted to have an African man. Let’s make a mixed baby. Youre African! I’m American. AFRICAN AMERICAN 🤍
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The Church’s Chicken Project Pat song has been stuck in my head all day
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the concept of publicly revealing that someone would kill themselves if the information you’re revealing publicly is revealed publicly
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I like this song , video and Project Pay but it’s too bad that Church’s Chicken sucks ass. Lowest tier fast food fried chicken
Project Pat drops a video for Church's Chicken
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this is like if a hollywood director admitted he didn’t know what a camera does
you could not waterboard this information out of me
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every year this website goes up in arms when the magazine for middle aged women gives the sexiest man award to a middle aged man
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The dad is the Italian one, not the mom. The relationship is pretty common in the tri state area. The pizza-bagel connection. Basically it works because while Jewish and Italian men are very different, Jewish and Italian women are basically the same
The Costco guys being Jewish just makes so much fucking sense now wow
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me siento como Kanye cuando le dio psicosis y puso a Jorge el curioso y a su propia hija en su lista de enemigos
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Yeah they were so universally loved that a major character in the first movie had like three lines in the other two
As an older millennial that was a teenager for these movies, I do not remember anybody saying the prequels sucked at the time. That was social media revisionism by nerdy edgelords on social media 10 years later. Episode I is a masterpiece (and Empire is still my favorite)
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Fun Fact: Suge Knight use to play flag football with JFK Jr. at Jimmy’s house.
Suge Knight & Jimmy Iovine, circa 1992. The partnership that helped build Death Row and put the West Coast on the map.
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You don’t realize how useful a resource cagematch is until it’s down.
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The girl of your dreams is just laying in bed farting
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I want to buy all the women all the houses
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he was, among many achievements, an incredible poster. may his memory be a blessing.
Bill Shatner is not a friend but his work on Boston Legal cannot be disputed. He brought a great deal to his performance.
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This is the nail in the coffin for Ethan Klein
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