Come get sum chicken! 🐔🐔🍗🍗

Hell, I had a g'damn horror family. Stupid sumbitches they was though. Done gone and got lost somewhere in the wilderness.

Well a looky here!

Shit! Saturday morning and here I am fryin' more damn chicken! I tell ya what when ol' Spaulding here got let outta the slammer, I expected more excitement dammit! Oh well, least we got customers for the fourth of July weekend! Spose' I'll fire up the murder ride!

I tell ya' I had the worst damn dream last night. There was this Colonel who was a tryin' to a steal the recipe to my chicken! G'damn fool had no damn respect. Ended up fryin' his ass up too! I gots to stop drinkin' before I hit the hay I tell ya.

What in sam hell has been goin' on 'round here lately? Shit I been locked up for the past god knows how many damn months. Any of ya'll still kickin' round here?

Christ woman! I just gave you 15 minutes of sweet loving an hour ago! I'm tryin' to watch my ad! Lemme be!

I bet they are Lambdick! Your nuts are all over the damn place son!

Otis you summabitch! You ain't spose' ta do that to them Rhode Island Reds! It's unnatural! Damn chicken phuckers.

You invitin' me to your fancy dinner party son? Shit, lemme think on that a spell. You send ol' cap here directions. Might take ya' up on that.

Is that a threat Lambdick? I'll run my blade straight up your ass you keep talkin' to me like that pretty boy!

You tell em' son!

That sounds like a load of horse shit son! You is a full of some fancy talk. Bet you got sum fine things up in that little mansion of yours.

Shit son...I bet you don't even know how to make some decent chicken!

Happy #StonerSunday you summabitches! If you got dem munchies, come on down and get you some fried chicken!

Son I think I'mma gonna go ahead and disagree. Everyone should love Spaulding dammit!

Damn son, that sounds like a bitch! Glad to hear y'all are on the mend!

Hell son I always got some bird in hand!

Hell Mike, I'm livin'! Trying to make some scratch to rebuild that damn murder ride!