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Captain Stubing

@CaptainStubing_

This is your Captain speaking! Nicknamed Boomer by the local kids. @RealLyndaCarter sails for free on my ship! Parody.

 Pacific Princess
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Joined October 2019
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Thank you Ricky! I mailed you some Quaaludes from Puerto Vallarta as per your request.
Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) profile pictureSuper 70s Sports
@Super70sSportsNov 3
In my latest captain power rankings, I've got Stubing #1 followed by America, Kangaroo, Caveman, Kirk, and Crunch. Honorable mention to Lou Albano.
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From on captain to another, RIP Patrick Stewart
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Happy Friday Folks!!
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-Complaining that the captain of your cruise ship was snorting lines of coke while on active duty
Caitlin Cloud (@CaitlinCloud9) profile pictureCaitlin Cloud
@CaitlinCloud9Aug 30
signs you’re a bottom tier member of society: - littering - cutting in line - not returning your shopping cart - not saying thank you when someone holds the door - parking in a handicap spot when you don’t need one - carving your name into or graffitiing nature - wearing pajamas to the airport - passing your pet off as a service animal - being rude to service workers - lying/stealing/cheating
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HAWK (@HawkEmDownChris) profile pictureHAWK
@HawkEmDownChrisAug 31
You can’t say The Joker, Darth Vader, Thanos, or Voldemort. Who’s your favorite villain of all time?
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That’s not what I meant when I said wax on, wax off my knob!!
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That time I sharted myself while hitting on Julie
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Captain Stubing retweeted
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Dave Portnoy
@stoolpresidenteAug 25
RIP Dolly Parton. Can now join Kenny Rogers. This is still one of my favorite live performances ever. Back when singing was singing.
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Rest in Peace Dolly Parton. We lost a good one today
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When you go to the strip club on a Monday afternoon
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Markie Post: Underrated babe
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That moment when the gummy kicks in
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I was 19 years old here
Amunet (@VintageSitcoms) profile pictureAmunet
@VintageSitcomsJul 9
Ted Knight was 53, Gavin McLeod 46, Ed Asner 47 when the Mary Tyler Moore Show ended. So they are those ages or younger here. Wild.
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This what Doc saw when he got back to his cabin
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Starting an only fans
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The toy creators were not kind to Vicki and I for one applaud them
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I offered Julie $10,000 to make Vicki disappear. She came very, very close to cashing that check several times
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This is the view I saw every night getting into bed. Do not fact check this!
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Ken from Cumming (@klpackuga88) profile pictureKen from Cumming@klpackuga88Feb 28
Replying to @CaptainStubing_
Where ya been? Rehab again??
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Erectile dysfunction is no laughing matter!! It’s humiliating!
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