During the week my name is Alan but at the weekend something special happens, I pull on the grey polo shirt from British Cycling and something strange happens!

Joined June 2015
Been away ruining young riders hopes and dreams. Come back to see this utter display of cockness of the highest order. #handsonthebars DQ!!!!
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Haven't had a chance to look at Sagan incident yet, been replying to emails from 4th Cats fighting over 25th place.
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What are Nelly's secrets that can't leave Cancún??
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Tri in one picture! When will these crimes stop?!
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The scurge of the obligatory Kudos giver...120 chapeau for 0mile 0ft ride, where will it end!
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Captain Commissaire retweeted
Well illustrated logic 👍 xitter.cf/LBTClub/status/8194852…
We've edited the image about group riding, now shows no more than two a breast but the principle remains, feel free to share around.
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Captain Commissaire retweeted
Hoping that wherever this is it is being reported to the appropriate authorities. And @VidetteUKLtd need to fire that driver. Immediately. xitter.cf/richmchambers/status/8…
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People always say 'Captain, why haven't you got the white shirt yet?' Good question BC! #lifegoal #handsonthebars
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Nothing more poetic than seeing an NEG rider, shouting at some E/1 to get on their side of the road❤️#hansonthebars #oil
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3x DQs 10x gears checks 1x Village hall humiliating. No better way to spend a BH weekend. #handsonthebars
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Top race by @ThamesVelo, pleasure to comm. shame other big clubs don't organise RR! #handsonthebars #grassroots
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Keep those fucking digits on the bars this weekend..shiny legged bastards #TdY2017 #TVRR
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Like any good 4th Cat warrior, you gotta shout WATCH YOUR LINE MATE in every corner & sprint #TdY17 #handsonthebars
Captain Commissaire retweeted
Replying to @liam_holohan
@liam_holohan cheers dude appreciate it !!!
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Tues evenings are best for dishing a 4th Cat DQ...I know you've left work early to get to a shit 40min race
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Latte....fuck off, you're just a coffee flavoured milk shake.
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DQ'd a rider for wearing a Cookie Monster jersey today....C'mon, you are not 5 years old!
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There is absolutely no place in the world of cycling for jerseys with skulls and flames on them..end.
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