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I didn't see that coming 😂
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I love this sht!!! 😂😂😂
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Stephan Cardella retweeted
In a new letter, 22 Democratic state lawmakers in Montana back #MTSEN independent candidate Seth Bodnar and ask Democratic nominee Alani Bankhead to drop out:
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Absolute cinema.
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Recovery is essential. Jasmine, lavender, rose hips and Tahitian vanilla.
Dare I say Niles, your protein infused sherry is nothing short of genius.
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Maris's father owns the gym which has put Niles in a precarious situation as hes yet to hit 405 on the squat. His gamble on pure hypertrophy routine has produced the physique he wants but not the strength. Whispers around the gym social circles have deranked Niles.
Dare I say Niles, your protein infused sherry is nothing short of genius.
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“Well, Niles, now we have the brawn and we had the brains. What are we missing?” “The ‘babes’.” “Hmmm, yes, there is the rub.” “…” “Oh get your mind out of the gutter, Niles!”
Dare I say Niles, your protein infused sherry is nothing short of genius.
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'And remember, dear listener: the body is not improved by admiration alone; it must be challenged, disciplined, and occasionally persuaded by a dumbbell that you are, in fact, the stronger party. And if you still hear that tiny doubting voice, tell it Frasier Gains believes that you've got the indomitable will to stack plates, and that's gotta be worth something. We'll be back after this.'
Maybe we're not ready for this yet...
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Read the book for fun in the 5th grade. Read it for class in 7th grade. It is a children’s book.
Replying to @bazashc
Have you ever read it??? It’s 100% not a children’s book and whoever says that is lying to you. Not only is the vernacular dated and elaborate but the sentence structure and lengthy writing is often hard to get your head around as an adult. Love that book! but it’s not for kids
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Tolkien explicitly described The Hobbit as "a fairy-story for children" in a letter written to publisher Milton Walden. This letter has been published in The Letters of JRR Tolkein and is letter #131 tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Letter_131 booktrust.org.uk/book-recommend…
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bets still on the table America, yet.
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America barely survived its infancy 250 years ago. 1776 was the brightest but also maybe the darkest year in American history. Many miracles helped birth America, but perhaps the biggest was no miracle at all. It was the bravery of the 1st Maryland at the Battle of Long Island.
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Anyway, as part of Krusty's plea bargain, he has a new court-ordered sidekick... Ms No-Means-No!
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>leaked audio recordings >from the situation room There was a time when this would have triggered a massive purge in an administration - now counter-intelligence just looks at Mossad agents like this
BREAKING: The New York Times has obtained leaked audio recordings of the White House Situation Room when Trump and Rubio were discussing going to war with Iran.
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Dumbest shit I have read on Twitter all day.
Replying to @ClayTravis
You know exactly who would do this story in a normal time? 60 Minutes! But instead we get nine billion stories about Scott Pelley’s every bowel movement.
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In America, a warehouse store. A fully roasted chicken costs five dollars, the raw chicken beside it costs seven, and I stood between them like a man between two truths. Golden. Hot. Seasoned. Spinning in glory under the lights, in a line of its brothers. Four dollars and ninety-nine cents. I checked the raw birds. Seven dollars. Pale. Cold. You must do everything yourself. This is not commerce. Commerce does not move backward. Somewhere in this building, mathematics lies defeated. I asked the man at the counter. "How is the cooked bird cheaper than the raw bird?" "Been five bucks forever. They keep it that way." "But the store loses." "Yep. On purpose." On purpose. I held my receipt with both hands. In my land, a lord who lowered the price of rice in a hard winter was remembered for generations. They built him a small shrine. This store does it every day, with chicken, and tells no one. A woman behind me grew tired of my reverence. "It's just a chicken, sir." It is not just a chicken. It is a wound the merchant takes on purpose, so that anyone, on any day, with five dollars, eats like a lord. The bird is the message. The price is the vow. I will confess: I bought two. I did not need two. The second was not hunger. It was gratitude, and it was delicious. Some prices are not prices. They are promises. I return every week now. I take one bird. I bow toward the deli, briefly, so as not to alarm the staff. They have begun nodding back. The vow holds. The bird turns. Five dollars. Long may it spin.
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You made a bad joke based on your religion and you are surprised when you receive backlash because of your own words? @NerdeenKiswani you made your own people look terrible while giving Randy Fine the opportunity to look moderate and sensible. Own your stupidity.
Randy fine posted this genocidal statement about me. Thing is, no one is forcing you to choose. He’s just like the millions of other racists hounding me this past week, looking for a reason to be Islamophobic. Just replace Muslims with any other religion and ask if this is ok.
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The butter goblin works for the devil.
I've never seen someone have their earpiece go out but still be able to non-respond to the question when the person asking the question stopped talking. Michael Tracey continues to spiral in a way I genuinely didn't think was possible. Look at Benz, Piers and Kiriakou's faces lol
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Stephanie Ruhle on the Ontario/Detroit bridge: This bridge will take toll money away from another bridge that connects Michigan and Canada, and that bridge is owned by a big Trump donor who, on Monday, had a meeting with Howard. Lutnick. Immediately following that meeting, poof, we no longer want this new bridge.
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