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What's up Xeeters -Hyper SMP Moderator, 1000+ members (Discord mod🤤 #wifedat) -Co-own @Disland -Runs the @BananaBrawlEvnt Twitter Account

Joined August 2026
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how it feels to open a chest in fortnite in 2026
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The following video shows a disturbing scene. A philanthropist, once thought to be a kind, caring man, had come in contact with someone who didn't recognize his achievements. This video highlights the ways that status and public reputation can influence the perception of others.
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> is called geometry > there is no dash
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Hi guys what do we think of my costume?
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the way everyone just forgot that the president of the united states posted this
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when she wants to use protection but i don’t even have an enchanting table yet
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one time i poured leftover spaghetti out of a container and it held its shape but nobody believed me because the photo i took looks like ai
why does my rice look ai
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My experience with Wilbur Soot:
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A: Kim Jong is ill! C: Kim Jong-il? The dead guy?? A: No, Kim Jong-UN is ill, Kim's Jong-il's son. C: Kim Il-sung?? Ain't he dead too?? A: Yes but he's eternally president, it's like he's undead C: Kimg Jong-un is DEAD??? A: No, I said he was ill!! (etc)
🚨#BREAKING: Unconfirmed reports claim Kim Jong Un may have "secretly died" in China.
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4chan people be like “bruh u normgroids dont understand the sharty!!” like yeah dude its because all of your guys’ fucking slang sound like donkey Kong characters
"Nahhhh man ts is some incomprehensible ahh 4chan shi ☠️☠️☠️☠️ what TF does ts even mean sonion 😭💔🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀" Normgroids can't comprehend the idea of somebody not being a replica of everybody else
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Bryan Cranston has written a tribute for his ‘Breaking Bad’ on-screen son RJ Mitte who tragically passed away due to suicide. “We were texting each other just a few weeks ago - figuring out when we could meet for lunch. I don't know if that lunch would have changed his future... But I do know that I loved him.”
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Oh my God! Was working just found out about RJ I am heartbroken Though RJ didn’t play my TV son, I always looked out for him as a young kid on set. He was a sweetheart of a young man and will be greatly missed. This is so heartbreaking, I can’t believe it. Thinking of him and his family. 💔💔💔💔💔💔
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Rest in peace, RJ Mitte. 💔🕊🕊 He was intelligent, a huge inspiration to us all, and a hell of an actor at that. Gone too soon. 😔🌹
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‘Breaking Bad’ star RJ Mitte has died by suicide at the age of 34, TMZ reports. (tmz.com/2026/10/12/rj-mitte-…)
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WAIIT!! #wifedat 👀👀
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when south park makes those episodes about how the boys don’t do anything together anymore
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