//almighty pinned\\ hi, i'm willow, i run this account this is a phighting parody account all about beans, run by Smore, my oc! im rather unfamiliar with twitter so please give me mercy im also disabled, and dont have a lot of energy, so dont expect frequent art.

True Medkit Bean Facts! These beans are incredibly fragile, and crack easily under stress. I recommend handling them with extra care! They do appear able to heal their own cracking, leaving golden lines, however, so never fear! How interesting!

True Scythe Bean Facts! These lil guys are absolutely stunning! Did you know they're especially rare, even amongst True Beans? They hail from the heart of Lost Temple, and are incredibly elusive! I've never even handled one myself, they're so rare!

True Shuriken Bean Facts! These lil guys have quite the heft to them! Despite that, their outer shell is actually surprisingly fragile, and needs to be monitored to ensure that the cracks do not spread! We're currently investigating ways to reduce and repair the cracking!

True Hyperlaser Bean Fun Facts! In their natural habitat of Blackrock, these beans are amazing at camouflaging into the environment! They appear to grow their camouflage out of their bodies, and domestic beans may need assistance with trimming down the plant matter regularly!