Big tree takes up most of the road at 8th and Mass SE. Took out the traffic signal too. Insane carnage this morning across #WashingtonDC

Me thinking I could get one last run in on the National Mall: – at Washington, DC

Kahan-gress is in session! – at Washington, DC

Leah and Sam rn

Somehow I’m in the top 250 for ESPNs women’s bracket challenge. 🤷🏻‍♂️

There’s only one team in the NFL without a win. Who?

TFW I killed my first spotted lantern fly.

What a career. What a player. What a human. See you in the hall, Flower.

My women’s bracket is perfect through 8 games. Stop the count!!

Remember: you can’t make bad decisions at 2 am on Sunday because there isn’t one. 😤

Two sunrises for the price of one today.