Watch me do my azonto

Worcester, MA
Joined October 2011
Skip and Stephen A First Take culture has really ruined sports debate because people will pretend Mahomes vs. Brady is a legit argument when a 40+ year old Brady handed Mahomes’ ass to him several times on the biggest stage. And that was Mahomes with prime Kelce AND Tyreke Hill.
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Congratulations to the Chiefs but, respectfully, the folks who say Patrick Mahomes is the best QB ever are not serious people. There is no objective way to make that argument at this point in his career.
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One of the most frustrating things about driving in a snow storm is getting stuck behind someone who doesn’t understand how to take a hill. Brother, you can’t start from 10 mph and expect to get good traction with a 2WD sedan. You need some momentum.
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Messing with the wrong kicker bro
Travis Kelce told Justin Tucker he needed to move because their QB Patrick Mahomes had to warm up. So Kelce kicked his ball away and threw his helmet. 😂
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Carl Setterlund retweeted
Embiid ducking Jokic in Denver every year
Joel Embiid is out vs. Nuggets, source says.
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Carl Setterlund retweeted
🚨 NEW: Rishi Sunak does not eat anything for 36 hours at the start of each week which his allies say is a testament to his “determination” as PM [@thetimes]
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I feel like Embiid misses these big games a little too often
Joel Embiid is out vs. Nuggets, source says.
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Flat takeaway, no extension on the follow through, left knee bend reduced power and the hips didnt finish like we discussed. But other than that it’s beautiful 💥
Thanks for having me @PGATOUR! How’s my swing @Maxhoma 🏌🏻‍♂️
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Jacket is tuff
Someone came up to introduce themselves to Tara at dinner tonight like she didn't know who he was. "Best trade the @49ers ever made. We chatted. Very nice young man 😊" (And yes, she's still wearing her @Nike jacket.) #GoStanford x @StanfordFball x @CMC_22
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Carl Setterlund retweeted
Russell Westbrook started his postgame interview last night by congratulating Rahshaun Haylock on getting his shot as Clippers sideline reporter 🙌 via @BallySportWest
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Carl Setterlund retweeted
Shoeless 3 is crazy
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People need to get a life about this Taylor Swift thing. You’re embarrassing yourselves. The Super Bowl is one of the biggest celebrity events of the year anyways.
Only one man can save us from a Taylor Swift Super Bowl…
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I’m surprised to find myself saying this but my top trade target for the #Celtics would be Kris Dunn
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I actually feel bad for the Brads, Chads and Angry Dads who spent the year complaining about Taylor Swift interrupting their football because I spent the season trading Swift/Kelce memes with my 14-year-old daughter (who previously didn't care about football) and now it's like a fun thing we share? Which is freaking awesome? (Also she loves that I met Jason once.)
OH MY GOD IM SOBBING HYSTERICALLY
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For someone who is considered to have no personality, Kawhi is one of most quotable athletes of our generation. This man was saying board man gets paid back in college.
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"can you tell us about a time you faced significant odds and how you overcame them?"
We have interviewed Bill Belichick for our head coach opening

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I wonder what the tallest lineup in NBA history is because the Porzingis, Kornet, Tatum, Hauser, Holiday lineup has an average height of almost 6’10.
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Carl Setterlund retweeted
I know Cam Newton sees clips like this and throws his top hat off the balcony
Josh Allen gets this call. However, this happened to Justin Fields 56+ times this season and did not get a single roughing the passer call.
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