Starting your post with “i regret to inform you” and then proceeding to inform the world on nothing regrettable automatically positions you lower than a pair of jorts on the Coolness Hierarchy
We are $87 from fully funding, just 8 hours in. Help a man out, push us into five figures. Keep it up, you'll make us write even more (seriously, you're going to want the "Behind the Tales" on this one).
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