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Don't forget this guy started the move which led to the goal today 🙌
What a performance.... what a signing
Future Forest captain imo
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Forest Carlos 🔴⚪ retweeted
THANK YOU, CHANCELLOR. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 🇬🇧❤️
I’ve been reading today’s Budget and I’m considering cancelling my direct debits. Financial independence is finally within reach.
🥒 Cheaper gherkins, baked beans and chocolate. Potential savings of £21 a year - that’s 40p a week. I’ve already rewritten my will. My son gets the house, but the gherkin fortune is going into a trust fund. I’m not having the little bastard blow my life’s savings on cocaine and scratchcards.
🍬 Import tariffs scrapped on boiled sweets and toffees. Thank Christ. I’ve seen pensioners outside Aldi exchanging sexual favours for a bag of Werther’s Originals.
🍊 Cheaper marmalade. Excellent, ‘cos I’ve been spreading Vaseline on my toast since March. Paddington Bear’s probably knocking one out behind King’s Cross.
🧄 Cheaper garlic. Fantastic!! I’ve been buying it one clove at a time from a bloke behind Aldi. Last week he offered me three bulbs and a handjob for £20.
💷 Income Tax thresholds frozen until 2031. Absolutely beautiful. Earn a bit more, get dragged into paying more tax, then watch the Chancellor congratulate himself for helping working people. It’s the financial equivalent of being mugged, having your trousers stolen and being handed a 40p voucher for gherkins as compensation.
🍫 Cheaper chocolate-covered wafers. I’ve already ordered a reinforced safe, appointed three trustees and instructed my accountant to establish an offshore wafer portfolio in the Cayman Islands. Apparently, HMRC wants to know why I’ve declared a KitKat as a dependent.
🚌 Bus fares capped at £2. If my business ever collapses, I can now afford to travel to the Jobcentre and explain that I went bankrupt despite unprecedented savings on fucking marmalade.
💡 Gas standing charges being scrapped. Lovely news, until you find out the cost is being transferred to the price of the gas itself. That’s the financial equivalent of a burglar returning your television and charging you £45 to watch it.
Anyhoo… the government calls some of these its FIVE EVERYDAY FIXES.
I’ve calculated that if I save 40p every week, I could afford a second-hand Ford Fiesta in approximately 400 years…. Assuming nobody’s eaten the fucking gherkins.
Great lets send £10b to the most corrupt country in europe while we get taxed into oblivion
This government stinks
Minimum wage going up again means companies that hire a lot of staff on Minimum wage have to put the prices up ...again
One example is Nurserys which then impacts people who work and rely on child care
So no this budget doesnt help working people
Forest Carlos 🔴⚪ retweeted
Hidden away on page 111 of the Budget - 'The government is providing £150 million capital investment in 2027-28 to fund additional large sites to accommodate asylum seekers'
A treasonous decision.
Every penny of that should be directed towards a programme of mass deportations.
The whole situation with us and VAR is just funny now ... Refs and VAR just making ridiculous and bizarre decisions... when Refs get told to look at an incident they usually overturn the original decision but not when its us lol
Is its intentional or incompetence
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Forest Carlos 🔴⚪ retweeted
Forest should have been given a penalty, but the PGMOL gave Arsenal a free kick
❌ Gabriel puts both hands around Diomande and stops him jumping
❌ Konsa elbows Murillo, leaving him bleeding
❌ Michael Oliver awards Arsenal a free kick
PGMOL 🤝 AFC
I expected a loss and we lost
I thought we actually played ok overall especially 2nd half ... defence was solid and restricted them to barley anything.. lucky deflected goal
Delap involved a lot ... Dominguez was excellent
Missing MGW and Milenkovic 2 key players
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Some things are just inevitable
Definitely better in the 2nd half but you knew they would get 1 at least
Unlucky with the deflection too
Thats football
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Side note
I think the ref has been leaning more towards Arsenal with some soft fouls given to them and letting other more obvious go when they do them
Not awful performance but slightly leaning toward the league champions
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HT .... ok so far so good
We have looked a lot more organised and solid at the back and not let arsenal create much
Ok we have offered almost nothing going forward but im taking 0-0 at half time as something to build on
Still in the game and not a hammering (yet)
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Fully expecting a good beating today ... our defence is a joke atm ... midfield will get over run
I know this sounds negative and it is ... but thats where I am right now with this team
Will be watching of course but not lookng forward to it
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What a joke ... mandatory to take the knee
This shouldn't be a thing ... cant force players to align to cause they don't want to support regardless of the reason
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Everton's player Ainsley Maitland-Niles who REFUSED to take the knee before today's match against Chelsea will be sanctioned by the premier league board. By getting a three (3) match suspension or a huge fine.
He was the ONLY player who did not take part in the Premier League's anti-racism gesture.
It was made mandatory for all players to kneel down before the start of every match and all players who refused without a tangible reason was seriously dealt with.
His reason for refusing is currently UNKNOWN.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Ainsley Maitland-Niles stood while others took the knee before Everton vs Chelsea as part of the Premier League No Room For Racism initiative, but the gesture is not mandatory and no sanctions or fines have been reported for opting out.
talksport.com/football/46500…
metro.co.uk/2026/10/17/eve…
dailymail.com/sport/football…
Probably because they all earning money from it .... allegedly
🚨BREAKING: MPs have voted against a Conservative motion calling for the UK to withdraw from the European Convention on Human Rights in order to deport illegal migrants
They voted 309 to 113 (a majority of 196) against the motion, which would also have condemned plans to house 1,256 unvetted male migrants at a disused Ministry of Defence site near Piddington, Oxfordshire
If we didnt conceed the 3 goals and took all the chnaces we created you could say it was a decent performance today ......
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Hang on so they have given the goal to the guy who's arm the ball came off to go in the net
Yep ... another installment of VAR is either corrupt or incompetent
You decide
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Yep there we go ... 1 - 1 after dominating and not taking opportunities
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