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writer and general pain in the arse

Joined August 2012
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Knew @ChopHairSalon advert reminded me of something... @alandavies1
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The end credits.
IT IS HOLIDAY SPECIAL DAY! On this day in 1978, The Star Wars Holiday Special premiered for the first and only time on CBS. Starring @MarkHamill, Carrie Fisher, Peter Mayhew, Anthony Daniels and Harrison Ford! What was your favorite part of this holiday tale? #starwars
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The new Supreme Court term will focus on making America meaner, dumber, and shittier.
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Most infuriating advert ever, it can't be closed. God driving me crazy. No @quordle for me. quordle.com
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Thank you Ma’am, for everything.
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Is it a race for who can have the grossest ceremony? Louis ck and Marilyn Manson grammy winners in 2022? Really? Dr luke and Chris Brown are nominated, but haven't won... Yet. #GrammyAwards
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Wtf was that? I mean it was possibly his most meh joke ever but Will Smiths reaction. I am confused #Oscars #WillSmith
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Even in death she is prolific.
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Bit confused did your podcast change from glass ceiling to we are supported by? Why name change? @monicapadma @KristenBell
Hey @FrankOnTheRadio I have some family members that I don't like. Since your holidays will be free now want to help out. #gitwanted
How is buzz dealing with the possible Harry Kane departure @FrankOnTheRadio??? #blackchickens
Glad that masked singer finally going to start as this black sheep costume is starting to loose all novelty value, each practice it getting smellier and more worn #sweatsuit #maskedsinger #maskedsingernz
Hey guys, wanna feel old? I'm 40. You're welcome.
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Mike Hosking is complaining about young people. Again. Young people (under 34), you outnumber Mike Hosking by 1,137,900. He’s voting. Are you? vote.nz
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Deliberately reigniting our fued @katyperry?? Overlooked again wtf
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Coffee is my love language.
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Ok, maybe you misunderstood what we were asking for...
"Cops" has officially been canceled by Paramount Network four days after it was pulled from the schedule wp.me/p2WgDE-1lynzf
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Unfortunate.
A tale of two Presidential intern pics.
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