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Tracy Ass-Less Chapsman

@CarsoniMacaroni

a dilf hat

 Brooklyn, NY
Joined February 2013
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Fifth grade me looks like lesbian Miranda Cosgrove.
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i’m mr sterling everything@duddersj14 Jan 2023
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What’s a movie that you consider objectively perfect? Not your absolute favorite movie but a movie where not a minute is wasted?
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huffy@sulkingtime16 Jul 2022
a friend who used to work at medieval times has confirmed to me what we’ve all always hoped and known deep in our hearts to be true: absolutely everyone working there is constantly fuckin and suckin each other
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Tony Hawk
@tonyhawk29 Mar 2022
I was spared. Life is good.
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Seth Rogen
@Sethrogen10 Jul 2021
#IThinkYouShouldLeave is the absolute most uproariously funny thing that currently exists. It’s new season is on Netflix and I can’t recommend it enough if you haven’t seen it.
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ishaan@WAVYlSH9 Jul 2021
when education is not liberating, the dream of the oppressed is to become the oppressor
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alexa
@alexadoingstuff7 Jul 2021
imagine taking a cab to the hospital in a crisis because you can’t afford an ambulance and it’s the cash cab
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Matt.@MattTheBrand29 Jun 2021
crazy how married people view sleeping on the couch as a punishment while i, a single person, view it as my special little vacation
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Thomas White@len0killer5 Jun 2021
CDC said it’s fine for me to smoke a cigarette in your house
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Gators Daily 🐊@GatorsDaily28 May 2021
Apparently in Far Cry 6 you can have a croc companion with a shirt. Early GOTY contender??
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Emily Vaughn@Emilyvaughnx28 Nov 2020
my first @billboardcharts position just debut at #35 and I AM NOT OKAY ??? !!!!!!!!! @TaskaBlack @billboard – at Queens, NY
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This debate is insane. I feel like I’m having a fucking stroke.
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dom nero@dominicknero12 Jul 2020
i watched The Lighthouse again the other night and realized that it's almost exactly like Step Brothers. so i made this
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I had some extra time on my hands so here's Uncut Gems as a song
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What’s something fucked that someone has said to you that’s also been incredibly endearing? I’ll start, the last thing my therapist said to me when I (temporarily) chose to stop going was; “I hope to see you again, but I honestly hope I don’t have to.”
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Shea Serrano
@SheaSerrano10 Feb 2020
i’ve watched it 600 times teapawt.net/tole_cover/status/1226…
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