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Joined May 2011
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I have no idea if you really love me, but after 3 bottles of wine. I really don't care.
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I'm pretty sure I just entered a new generational gap phase of my life. It's called, "I'm too f'ing old for this shit."
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Sometimes I have no words. Sometimes I have too many.
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Well today sucks as much as yesterday. Glad my life is trying to be consistent.
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It's like these people on the interstate don't appreciate how well I can sing along to the radio.
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No brain, by all means continue. Even though it's after 3am, I'm sure I didn't really want to sleep anyway.
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The person in the bathroom stall next to me needs to seek immediate medical attention because that can't be normal.
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We haven't had a good serial killer in a while.
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Lone_Star retweeted
People pushed you away then they act all surprised when you vanished from their world.
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Fuck it, I'm crossing to the dark side cause I'm a badass *sucks on rainbow colored lollipop, walk like a thug.
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Lone_Star retweeted
Versatile tweets are understood only by those w/ versatile minds.
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I got lost in your eyes and panicked, so I gouged them out. Sorry.
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My idea of going to confession is deleting my browser history ever Sunday.
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I would so buy a drink for Death … he's seen some shit.
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I like the way "homicidal maniac" rolls on the tongue In a cutesy cartoony way.
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He burned the bacon then hung himself. What's not to understand?
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Lone_Star retweeted
Each step is a hole.
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