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If there's another opener, I'm gonna go full on Jesus and start flipping tables in this place.

The feeling when you find a spot at concert with perfect view of stage & then Hakeem Olajuwon parks it RIGHT in front of you...#shortprobs

Me: "I'm so young! So vibrant!!" goes to concert with standing room only... Me: "I should probably prepare my last will and testament."

In a survey of 100 people, who is the most unlikely to host the 2016 Miss Universe Pageant? Survey says...STEVE HARVEY! Number one answer!!

Sure I take risks. Buying generic. Eating at Burger King. Sneezing while driving.

Sky Mall is the Billy Mays of catalogues.

Having sushi with friends tonight which means I'm eating fish sticks and watching season one of Friends. #bandwife

I may hate myself in the morning, but I'm gonna Wing Stop tonight.

Hey, @ChipotleTweets, if I'm going to pay $2 for a scoop of guac I'd really like the full 3.5oz. #chintzy

@missyawise life RUINED!!

Do hermit crabs hide in their shells because they're self conch-ious? BOOM NAILED IT

Did you hear about the potato salad guy on Kickstarter? Idaho how he did it! Seriously, how did he Russet up that much money??

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It's finally "legs or hot dogs?" season.

Heath and Allyson's engagement session is on the blog today! Link in profile. instagram.com/p/n5qd5nHuww/

So, @stephenalynch was interviewed by NPR...bit.ly/1o7X0MN

It's going to be a lovely, lovely day. kellylenard 12thtable instagram.com/p/m-us6YHuxy/

My favorite game to play in my neighborhood is called "Roadkill or Weave?" #eastnashville