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Catherine

@CatherineKLind

comic / writer | opinions are my own, and buckle up, ‘cause I’ve got a lot of ‘em

 New York, NY
Joined October 2012
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I have family members who don’t have iPhones, but people still insist on using reactions in the group chat. My great-aunt doesn’t realize that’s why people keep texting “Loved an image”, so this is how she’s responding to vacation photo dumps:
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if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.
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Donald Trump is assembling a cabinet of people who look like they are trying to shut down the Muppet Theater
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millions of people living in florida who actively voted against this and didn’t ask for our home to be invaded by GOP retirees and gerrymandering governors who are systematically stripping away our rights and rigging the vote to 60% but it’s cool like we can just die or whatever
rose zelman (@poppytools) profile picturerose zelman@poppytools6 Nov 2024
Fuck you Florida
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trump LITERALLY tried to get rid of daca. im tired of fucking latinos for trump YALL ARE FUCKING BRAIN DEAD
pARtY (@Aryannalara_) profile picturepARtY@Aryannalara_4 Nov 2024
“Daca for Trump” has to be the craziest thing I’ve ever seen. Like????
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Pennsylvania +3 for Kamala
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCrave5 Nov 2024
‘Dance Moms’ mothers Holly Hatcher-Frazier, Melissa Gisoni, and Christi Lukasiak have voted for Kamala Harris.
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“There’s also no evidence that gladiators rode rhinos, she clarified.” This is going to be the best movie of all time
NME (@NME) profile pictureNME
@NME30 Oct 2024
'Gladiator II' is "total Hollywood bullshit", says top historian nme.com/news/film/gladiator-…
'Gladiator 2' is "total Hollywood bullshit", says top historian

'Gladiator 2' is "total Hollywood bullshit", says top historian

A top historian has dismissed 'Gladiator II' as "total Hollywood bullshit", saying she doesn't think "Romans knew what a shark was".

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😭 the cover up to the racism gaffe is somehow more racist
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump29 Oct 2024
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thinking about this again
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Paul Mescal looks like the cuntiest of the Three Blind Mice
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Either my algorithm is losing its touch or Logan Paul just came out as a lesbian
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Gwyneth Paltrow I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan
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me preparing dinner in my immigrant household
liliam꩜ (@spittingclots) profile pictureliliam꩜@spittingclots10 Sep 2024
Guess wats for dinner guys…
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Guy detailing his client’s crimes on the public internet: “Can you BELIEVE my dumbass client WROTE THIS SHIT DOWN!”
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Not a single person replied “Freaks and Geeks”. We’re losing our way.
Jeremy O. Harris (@jeremyoharris) profile pictureJeremy O. Harris@jeremyoharris1 Sep 2024
If you were a billionaire and could just pay a creator to finish a series that was cancelled too soon which would you choose?
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My set from Cracked: youtu.be/zZaacUym0Hc?si=MbbT…
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"Hussein" is the craziest way I've seen someone self-censor the n-word
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mothman (@grantisdumb) profile picturemothman@grantisdumb24 Jul 2024
hey girlie!! just wanted to check in and let you know that we all think you’re faking your chronic illness
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what’s crazy is that Rinna was right
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