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No politics | I like turtles & PHP | Junior Defi Maxi | Casual LP enjoyer | DLMM Newbie| Linux extremist | Ex-payments specialist | Currently: infra admin+LPing

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Joined February 2011
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Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.
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Freedom is the ultimate goal not money.
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Cheat code, most people should follow tbh
buy sol at $89 buy btc at $75k and log off for a year
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Markets right now....Can we just have a pause please..I am tired of winning I need a break from all the winning 😂
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From sir Alex himself, an extended farewell..thank you for what you have done at @ManUtd also @Cristiano 🫡🫡
🚨 Sir Alex Ferguson’s emotional letter to Cristiano Ronaldo following his retirement from international football: 🎙️ “Cristiano, I don’t know if you will ever fully understand what you have meant to football, to Manchester United, to Portugal, and most importantly, to me. When you first walked into my office as a young boy from Sporting Lisbon, I saw something special. I saw hunger, confidence, courage and a boy who believed he could become the best in the world. But even I couldn’t have imagined the heights you would eventually reach. I remember the young boy who wanted to take on every defender, who stayed behind after training and who was never satisfied with being good enough. Sometimes I had to remind you that football was a team game, but I never wanted to take away that fire inside you. Today, as you close another chapter of your international career, I want you to know that you have given your country something that cannot be measured in goals or trophies. You gave Portugal belief. You carried the hopes of millions, you cried for your country, you fought for your country, and you eventually gave them a European Championship. You made an entire generation believe that nothing was impossible. I have watched you grow from that talented young boy into a man who has challenged the limits of this beautiful game. And I must tell you something: I am proud of you. People will argue about who was the greatest. They will compare your records, trophies and achievements. But when I look at you, I don’t just see a footballer. I see a young boy who refused to surrender his dreams. You may be saying goodbye to international football, but you will never say goodbye to the memories you have given us. And if I could speak to that 18-year-old boy I brought to Manchester all those years ago, I would tell him one thing: ‘You have no idea how many lives you are about to touch.’ But there is one thing I must say. I don’t believe this is how your international journey should have ended. A player who has given so much to his country deserves a much greater honour and farewell. You deserved to walk away with an entire nation celebrating your extraordinary contribution to Portuguese football. Portugal owes you more than a goodbye, Cristiano. You deserve a farewell worthy of a king. Thank you, Cristiano. It was an honour to be your manager, but it was an even greater privilege to watch you become the man you are today. You will always be my boy, Cristiano.”
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I wish this would happen..but dystopia is real and nukes about to fly any minute now.
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When did this @MeteoraAG change the composition of the met apy? it was more like ~19% for staking and the rest for refferal now its split down the middle. Boosting refferals by alot and stakers lost alot of apy. Not cool @met_lparmy
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Inverse Cramer is up bigly I hear.
BREAKING: Intel is down ~45% since Jim Cramer said “Intel is the one”
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October has been brutal. No Uptober, just Rektober. Probably my worst lp month ever.
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Speculation but not unlikely or far fetched. Maybe we will know what actually happened one day..
🚨 BREAKING: BINANCE ENGINEER HAD ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH NORTH KOREAN SPY BEFORE $6.3B HACK New, unverified allegations claim that a Binance DevOps engineer was romantically involved with a North Korean operative and left their laptop unattended on the day of the attack. The hack has previously been linked to a compromised engineer's laptop, while North Korean hackers have been implicated in the wider breach. The romantic relationship and unattended-laptop claims are being attributed to ZachXBT online, but his original statement has not been independently verified.
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Claims that a Binance DevOps engineer had a romantic relationship with a North Korean spy and left their laptop unattended are unverified false rumors falsely attributed to ZachXBT. No such details appear in his posts or official reports. cryptotimes.io/2026/11/01/fac… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Bina… x.com/zachxbt/status…
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Honestly I expected binancecoin:native coin to drop like 40-60% on the news yesterday. Only binance can break history for hacks and still have its token doing well relatively speaking only 11% drop.
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Trezor 5 has physical implants discovered..beware.
CryptoBilis update We've been made aware, through responsible disclosure, of a single hardware implant in a Trezor Safe 5 device bought from the reseller CryptoBilis in August 2026. No CryptoBilis buyer has reported a loss of funds to us. IMPORTANT: If you bought a Trezor from CryptoBilis from March 2026 onwards, we know this is unsettling. Here’s what to do: Already using it? Move your funds to a newly created wallet with a new seed as soon as possible. Do not reuse the old seed in any wallet, hardware or software. If you don’t have another secure hardware wallet available, we recommend temporarily migrating your funds to a software wallet or an exchange you are familiar with. Not set up yet? Don’t set it up, and never enter your existing wallet backup on it. We haven’t received the device to confirm this report, but based on the customer’s description, we’re treating it as credible and sharing it now so customers who purchased a Trezor via CryptoBilis can secure their funds as a precaution. Our security team will examine the device as soon as it arrives. On October 9, 2026, we removed CryptoBilis as a reseller following reports of tampered Ledger devices sold through it. Since then, we have been inspecting Trezor devices that customers bought from CryptoBilis and have found no signs of tampering on any of the four devices we’ve received so far. NEVER share your wallet backup (recovery phrase) with anyone. Trezor Support will never ask for it. If you are affected by this incident, please keep your CryptoBilis device and contact Support to receive a new Trezor hardware wallet: trezor.io/support#open-chat We're investigating and will post updates here as soon as we know more. Thank you to the customer who reported this through our responsible disclosure program, and to @SEAL_911 for working alongside our teams on the response. Reports and engagement like this help us protect everyone else. For more information, visit our blog: trezor.io/blog/news/implant-…
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Allocated 5% of port &snatched some @ 77.8k btc limit orders lowered. My binance is frozen yes but onramped even more fiat just incase via okx. Another reminder to have more than 1 way to get onchain I forgive myself in advance..if we really do get a final big drop in q4, its ok
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cold wallets not safe hot wallets not safe, cex not safe. what am I supposed to do.
BREAKING: World's largest crypto exchange Binance hacked with over $5.6 billion stolen: • $1.45 billion $BTC • $875 million $ETH • $234 million $TRX • $50 million $XAUT • $1.57 billion $USDT • $823 million $USDC • $75 million $WBETH • $88.5 million $RLUSD + $447.5 million additional cryptocurrencies This is the largest hack in crypto history.
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what happens when you sell prematurely
30 year old me trying to start dancing on TikTok because crypto didn’t work out
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I bought lot of rice when the war began, I am outperforming eth
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Growing older is grappling with the realization that my schizophrenic relative with paranoid delusions has a higher hit rate than the people who dismiss him.
WTF, $3000 Samsung TV has an always-on mic, automatic content recognition, geo tracking, network mapping, and ships your data to Samsung + 400 partners. Bro Rooted a brand-new 2025 Samsung TV after noticing absurdly targeted ads. Firmware was locked down, so zero-days it was. Got a root shell. then found: always-on voice service, ACR, geo, full telemetry pipeline, and four separate DRM systems. This isn’t a bug, It’s the product bro.
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Is volume on spcx looking decent or is or just me? 👀
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Lovely
🇬🇧 UK TAX AUTHORITY RESUMES DIRECT SEIZURES FROM BANK ACCOUNTS HMRC has reinstated powers suspended during the pandemic that allow it to recover unpaid taxes directly from individuals’ and businesses’ bank accounts without obtaining a court order. The policy, restarted in a “test and learn” phase in 2025, applies to tax debts of £1,000 or more and allows HMRC to withdraw funds from current accounts and cash ISAs. Safeguards include: • A minimum of £5,000 must remain in the debtor’s accounts. • HMRC must make a face-to-face visit before initiating recovery. • Debtors have 30 days to appeal before any funds are transferred. • Vulnerable individuals and those experiencing financial hardship may receive additional protections. The powers allow the government to compel banks and building societies to transfer funds directly to HMRC to settle outstanding tax liabilities.
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No fees or volume. Closing what can be closed.
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