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Only plausible explanation is that there’s no more suits on the sidelines. Basketball just felt better
Porter Moser needs to lock the hell in immediately. His Oklahoma tenure has really harmed my whole "suits win championships" narrative. At least he's losing in style I guess?
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Peyton Siva looks a lot better in a suit than a quarter zip. Coaches take notes. Shoutout Coach P! @CbbSuitWatch @PeypeySiva3
Can we get a mandatory suit requirement on the ballot in 2028 as well? Something to finally unite the people.
The pictures speak for themselves. College basketball just isn’t what it used to be.
College basketball is back in full swing tomorrow. In a perfect world, every coach wears a suit. The people can only hope.
Minnesota’s PJ Fleck is better dressed to coach a football game than most coaches are for a college basketball game. Pathetic.
Today is my all-time low as a Colts fan. The Quenton Nelson trade means this franchise officially wasted 9 years a historically great career. Indy didn't deserve Q any more than quarter zip coaches deserve final four runs. Thank you for your attention to this off brand matter.
With all these bs eligibility injunctions, can we get a court order to make every college hoops coach dress like this again?
Team USA lost tonight because their coach wasn’t in a suit. Learn from college hoops. Well dressed coaches win games.
Nice to see Darian Devries can wear a sport coat to a media night at a winery but not on the sidelines for a game. Quarter zips killed basketball.
My advice for teams who get those coveted top four picks in the lottery today: don’t draft a kid unless his college coach wore suits. It’s fool proof




















