playing 82-0 , How on god's green earth does a team averaging 10ppg win twelve? A dozen Von Wafer legacy games spread out over the season? Milt Palacio pops off in the clutch now and then? How????
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new paper, spent 6 years on it
This wearable study identified five distinct overeating phenotypes:
“Take-out Feasting”
“Evening Restaurant Reveling”
“Evening Craving”
“Uncontrolled Pleasure Eating”
“Stress-driven Evening Nibbling”
nature.com/articles/s41746-0…
People are lost in the hype. If it weren't for Siakam, Haliburton, Nembhard, Toppin, Nesmith, Turner, Mathurin, McConnell, and Bryant the Pacers wouldn't even be that good of a team tbh.
lol just when I thought the 2025 #Indy500 couldn't get any weirder:
Ericsson, Kirkwood, and Ilott all failed post-race inspection and got DQ'ed—meaning they all officially place behind Scott McLaughlin, who crashed on the pace lap and never even started Lap 1.
hate when I cancel a subscription and get one of those whiny "We are DEVSTATED to see you go 🥺" emails. no you aren't. nobody in the entire corporation feels that way.
try hitting me with "good riddance, loser" and there's a solid chance I come crawling back immediately.
imagine trying to explain what a computer is to a person born in 1992. they’d probably be like “yeah i already know all of that stuff”. crazy times we live in.
now that every site has its own AI bot, web surfing feels like being haunted by a ghost who lived an evil life and is now desperately trying to make karmic amends via clumsy stabs at Being Good™️
Beneath every “Can I help you with that?” is a tortured soul yearning for oblivion.
weird that we have a machine called a register and a process called registration and the two have nothing to do with each other