Island Mama

Snow day Me: I found another puzzle for us! 5: why don't you try it yourself and tell me if you need help? Cold, kid. #momlife #momfail

Breakfast before kid: eggs, bacon, muffin After kid: spreading peanut butter on a banana with my index finger #momlife #momfail #realmom

J: You guys wanna order food? JC: Nah, I'm just gonna wait til you go to bed then eat the top layer off the lasagna. #momlife #feedme

I just pumped hand soap onto my toothbrush, in case you were wondering how my day went. #momfail #momlife #realmom #squeakyclean

Another day, another lunch abandoned. Nap time waits for no mom. #leftovers #momfail #realmom #momlife #iwasnthungryanyway

#Parenthood Where you take off your pajamas to change into fresh pajamas. #realmom #momlife #lifeinyogapants

One of these days, I'm gonna refill the grinder without spilling PEPPERCORNS EVERYWHERE. #maybenexttime #momfail #realmom #momlife

My daughter's new favourite game: Feed The Dog From My High Chair. Apparently it's a riot. #momfail #realmom #whenisfriday

Overheard at the store... Kid: I like the weather today. It's so creamy! Mom: You're nuts, kid. It's fog. Keep momming, lady. #momlife

Three years ago, I was mostly looking up appetizers and cute cocktail recipes. Here are my recent Pinterest searches: #momlife #realmom

My baby don't mess around. #heyya #ceceandeloise #mademoiseloise… instagram.com/p/BMj526gj2aSa…

Mom: How is your day going, sweetie? Me: THERE ARE PEAS AND CARROTS EVERYWHERE. Mom: Be there in 10. #momlife #realmom #momsknow

Baby: I'm not tired. Mom: ... #momlife #RealMoms #babyfail

If you think it's funny when a baby sneezes with a mouth full of beets while you're in a white blouse, then parenting is for you. #momfail

Husband: What's on your shirt? Me: Milk? Oatmeal? Snot? It could LITERALLY be anything. Snot. It's snot. #momproblems #realmom #momlife

Can't say "perfect game" when a pitcher is throwing. Just like you can't say "sleeping in" while a baby is quiet. #momfail #momlife #realmom

Crawl out of kid's room, silently open the door. Right before you close it, husband sneezes down the hall. #momfail #momlife #realmom