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Joined May 2022
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Ok fine. 10 tickets. @ClubWPTGold pick the winner tomorrow
Why is it @philivey isn’t giving away $5M tickets? Bro just collects paychecks from @ClubWPTGold and never has to do shit.
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Might have set a record for 10 FTs today. There was a period 2 hrs in my 10 hr sesh where i hit a set every PP i opened no joke. That’s the thing most people don’t tell you they just post a screen of some victory. I’ll tell you when I run bad and when I run hot
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Said fit for years. Bruno Fernandes is complete ass as a 10. He can play the 8 role alright, but you don’t want him in charge of controlling the ball for your team. It’s why Jorge Jesus’ first change was to make Gelix the 10 and bench Bruno.
Just like i’ve said everytime. Bruno Fernandes kills every attacking movement for Portugal. He doesn’t know how y move as a proper 10 and connect play. Playing at Man U as one doesn’t make him one and you see it everytime he puts on a Portugal shirt.
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This is not the reason AQo calls. Shows a fundamental misunderstanding of the game from a perennial losing player who only makes money as an influencer. AQo calls bc it dominates short stack opens and can easily call a jam from the blinds
BIG FINAL TABLE DECISION... AQ on the button with a massive chip lead... $22K up top... Should I call or shove? Breaking it down with @GTOWizard
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This is a great post. Most people think it’s a bad run and it is, but they think it’s exceptionally bad bc it happened the 1 time it happened for 2 weeks. When it happens for months and months and months is when you get into the .1-.01% of runs. Most people only ever get a taste
AA cracked by 74o. KK into AA. Three flips lost in a row, busting right before the final table. If poker feels rigged, we get it. The bigger problem is how badly the human brain judges randomness, especially with money on the line. As an 80% favorite all-in, you still lose 1 in 5. Take five of those spots and there’s about a 67% chance you lose at least one.
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Ofc they concluded nothing happened. They also denied bots and collusion were happening until @Joeingram1 put them on blast.
Big big update. ACRs investigation concludes the player didn’t play there, the games were not compromised and thus no compensation or refunds. Maybe not as big a story as we all assumed.
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Then when they did give refunds for the bots and colluders, which I played w tons of them for years I got fucking pennies while guys like Apestyles and MoneyTaker got tens of thousands in refunds
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Oh wow thanks ACR I won a venom ticket. You’re so great!! Let me suck your dick! @ACR_POKER
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that’s a what all these fish say. See what happens when my account isn’t randomly prohibited from playing on a sunday?
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It’s like these guys know the runouts. 1.Limp call 10bb resteal from bb 2.jam 10bb prelate reg call bb call? 3.3b call 4b AI 4. flop 2pr x down to river then when i make ez call hand bet
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doesn’t matter how many bb/100 you win if u don’t win the high ev$ spots which are anywhere from 3-10 a day for me then u just aren’t gonna win money. If u avg that to 60-200 per month it’s very feasible to run far below ev$ for several months at a time. Variance calcs prove this
Replying to @MTT_Data_Review
220k hand sample winning is 10bb/100 but running under ev$. 300k DS winning 5bb/100 at far lower stakes and can’t win a ft/f2t flip to save my life for 8 months
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Still can’t win a flip or runout to save my life? How can they run this pure day in and out? 7 months ago I was finally 40 of the 215 multi day millie gtd on wpn and I lost AA v 77 for top 3 stack while already top 10 stack. That luck sack went on to win 100k. Me? I go on to..
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lose and lose and lose and have to drop 215s drop 109s 88s 55s and most 33s. Now I’m still struggling and it’s not bc of the competition. I struggle to believe they even have working brains. But when you just lose the flips every single day every FT there’s nothing you can do
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You may think i’m exaggerating or bitching like 99% of the guys who are on a 2 week downer. But these are the guys I can’t beat and the fashion how I lose 4-5 ft bubbles and fts a day for 99% of the last 7-8 months. First i’m a big stack F2T then they spike a 3 outter. Then…
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the geniuses often do something like defend J5o vs a 10bb open on the ft and finish me off. Ok one time gotya it’s variance. But every fucking time for the vast majority of 7-8 months 3-5x a day where I lose 10% of my roll daily and drop from playing 215s to $5 mtt?
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Have only recently mentioned how bad I’ve been running. Never mentioned online or to anyone else besides close friends. But after 7+ months of losing 2-3 outters multiples times a day, losing multiple flips on ft bubbles and fts a day in 99% of the mtts it begins to wear on you
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I really don’t think most poker players know just how insanely lucky they e never been on a soul crushing downswing before. Most pros have only ever experienced 3mth max and think 1mth constitutes a downswing. That right there tells me they don’t know.
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Yep different rules for those with money in power. It’s why our version of a meritocracy doesn’t work. If you have a name, fame or money you can do whatever you want.
CZ calls out the double standard after reports of Bank of America’s $1.2 BILLION fine: “No one went to prison.” “No one was even charged.” Different rules for banks and crypto? 👀
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Kinda like JPMorgan manipulating the precious metals markets and the US Govt doing any multitude of illegal things. Pretty much any rich person has scammed someone art some point or another.
Infinite money glitch: • Be Bank of America • Make $5B from fraud • Pay $1.2B fine • Repeat
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This is funny. I’m on a 7 mnth downswing running far below ev in high ev$ spots but WPN wants me to do a live recorded session to show exactly how I dick down all these donks. But still no apology for having me miss 4 days of playing time @ACR_POKER great stuff keep up the work
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