295 absences 0.5 GPA No scholarships Straight F's A BITCH GRADUATED THO..

Car cup holder Pumpkin Spice Latte #ThatFirstSipFeeling #Mondays

Late summer, hi Twitter

Yes

Boyfriend just woke me up to tell me about Giannis

Went to go look at when the last time my birthday was on a Friday was. The profile picture is 5 years old next week

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

You can have your space cowboy

Drove into a parking lot earlier and a lady walking asked “how do I get out of here”. The journey is up but hold my hand and we will navigate it together

March Madness starts today. Saint John’s count your days

Feels so good to recognize Greg Heffley’s dad in another movie. Like that’s Greg Heffley’s dad

Every time I get a slop lunch bowl that has the remnants of adolescent anorexia I feel like that tweet like Why are you annoyed that your Subway tastes bad. You made the sub

Ouuuu

Labubu on the Greyhound Bus #LabubuOnTheGreyhoundBus

Have a feeling that I’m going to end up at the same dive bar as always on New Years