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πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

⁢𓅓 || cornmeal porridge stan account

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Joined January 2014
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The problem is, we’re expecting people to be honest with us when they aren’t even honest with themselves.
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Your libido is supposed to go up with exercise lol
may (@maymerized) profile picturemay@maymerizedNov 1
losing weight is awesome until u realize you’ll never want sex again
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Okay, Jude. Enough.
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Propaganda I’m not falling for: Korean BBQ
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Lemme just wait for the Jamaican comedians to see that one…
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@ESPNUKNov 1
If a player averaged 45 G/A every season for eight straight years, they'd reach 360 goals/assists βš½πŸ…°οΈ A reminder: Mo Salah has 377 G/A for Liverpool πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¬πŸ‘‘
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BIG MAINE πŸ¦…πŸ’πŸ’πŸ—½πŸ’ (@maineadelphia) profile picture
BIG MAINE πŸ¦…πŸ’πŸ’πŸ—½πŸ’
@maineadelphiaNov 1
i love hoes man. idk how yall complain about them
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@HawkEmDownChrisNov 1
Without googling, name a TV show with a one-word title.
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Severance
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@HawkEmDownChrisNov 1
Without googling, name a TV show with a one-word title.
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Succession
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@HawkEmDownChrisNov 1
Without googling, name a TV show with a one-word title.
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The Office
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@HawkEmDownChrisNov 1
Name a TV show with an intro you never skipped.
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I met HeeHoo Boss, I’m never going to fail.
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A when Michael write dem song yah? πŸ˜•
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Anyhow Clubcerts bring out HeeHoo Boss me mash up in yah
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Unnuh dunce nuh bloodclaaaat
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
JBT (@UtdJBT) profile pictureJBT
@UtdJBTOct 30
United's lineup against Chelsea got leaked a day early ffs
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Butterfly@Fata_dana_poundOct 30
What a gyal love wear dead lef
KyπŸ’– (@Khydaily) profile pictureKyπŸ’–@KhydailyOct 28
Kim Kardashian trying on Elizabeth Taylor’s jewelry in Rome
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Sauce@ExtraSauce_Oct 30
I don't want to see a celebrity dressed as another celebrity. I want this dumb shit.
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 30
Alex Consani as a Thumb-Thumb from β€˜Spy Kids’ for Halloween.
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Flora 🌸@stef_cammOct 28
This is even more hilarious if you're Jamaican
🐭 πŸŽ€ π’œπ“‡π’ΉΓ¨π“ƒ πŸŽ€ 🐭 (@Ard_en6) profile picture🐭 πŸŽ€ π’œπ“‡π’ΉΓ¨π“ƒ πŸŽ€ 🐭@Ard_en6Oct 28
My cat ran away and was gone for days, but luckily the building cleaner managed to catch him for me.
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πŸ‘‘Red Dirt DukeπŸ‘‘@Duke_Lucas_Oct 29
Nigga ain't you dead too?
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@TheRealStanLeeOct 29
Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart... you will be greatly missed by the world.
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Meg@itsmeg_stathamOct 28
Penders desperately searching for Gomez’s penalty record on his water bottle killed me 🀣 Someone tell him 😭
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