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Missouri, USA
Joined March 2016
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You haven't lived until you've had a pack of puppygirls tripping over each other to obey your command
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Europeans bringing up school shootings whenever they get in an argument with Americans
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the friend you make in the mall play area and never see again
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When we’re eating the rich and I get Caitlyn Jenner
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Lmao i was staying silent on these girls bc I just knew they would ruin it and I was right.
the ending?,?,,,,,,!!!!!
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Grown ass man Tweeting like he on Victorious and this TheSlap.com
Done af. Single af. Doing me af. Don’t text me af. Never dating again af. Bye af
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the genned shiny ditto left at daycare in your pokemon sword:
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The Amazing Digital Circus fans on their way to see the movie in theaters
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calling a black musician "kpop coded" should be punishable by death
she’s so kpop coded, you just don’t get it.
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me sneaking into the finale
Clavicular announces 500 girl modeling competition where the winner gets pregnant by him
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how the bisexual man kisses you before telling you he has a girlfriend
this would heal me
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When I’m in the theater about to watch The Backrooms and I pass by the Digital Circus screening
First poster for ‘THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS: THE LAST ACT’. It will premiere in U.S. theaters nationwide from June 4-7.
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tears in my eyes bro
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All this just for a nigga outside the gas station to say “gyatt DAMN!”
I can feel the pain through the screen😭
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you know something is irredeemable dogshit when they start pulling out the joy and whimsy defense
I pity the fool who thinks this movie isn’t 98 minutes of pure fun & wonder
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White people when the joint got Apple Fritters
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Japanese people larping as Mexican people larping as black people who may or may not have been larping as Mexican people
Japanese lowrider culture is actually pretty sick.
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