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Orochi Sama retweeted
If a fully grown 24 year old boy can’t get the ball easily from 39 year old Messi.
Now imagine how strong Messi was in his prime. 😭😭
Orochi Sama retweeted
Fucking dick heads! Give us 24hr electricity first
Senate proposes 10 years jail term for generator importers, sellers
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Orochi Sama retweeted
🚨🛫 NEW: Khvicha Kvaratskhelia spotted in Chelsea colours in a new photo after his ACL injury.
Orochi Sama retweeted
One day, a little boy asked his father:
“Dad, who was better between Messi and Ronaldo?”
His father, a lifelong Ronaldo fan, smiled.
“Cristiano Ronaldo was the player I admired. His discipline, his hunger, his determination to be the best. I watched him turn himself into a machine.”
The boy asked again:
“But Dad, who was actually better?”
His father went quiet for a moment.
Then he said:
“Lionel Messi.”
The boy was surprised.
“Why?”
His father replied:
“Because Ronaldo showed us how far hard work could take a man. But Messi showed us what happens when hard work meets a gift from God.
Ronaldo had to fight to become extraordinary. Messi was extraordinary, and still worked to become even better.
Ronaldo conquered leagues, broke records and made history.
But Messi? He made football look like something the rest of us were never meant to understand.
He could score like a striker, create like a midfielder, dribble like a street footballer and see passes nobody else could imagine.
And when the biggest prize in football was on the line, he completed the story.
You can admire Ronaldo. You can respect his greatness. You can love everything he represents.
But if you ask me who the better footballer was…
It was Lionel Messi.”
The boy smiled.
“So the debate is over?”
His father laughed.
“No, son. The debate will never be over. Some people just refuse to accept the answer.”
🐐🇦🇷
Orochi Sama retweeted
Ronaldo started as a midfielder, yet Messi has more assists and playmaker awards.
Ronaldo is the greatest goalscorer, yet Messi has more Golden Boots and a better goals-per-game ratio.
Ronaldo has more shot power, yet Messi has more goals from outside the box.
Ronaldo is more skilful, yet Messi has more successful dribbles.
Ronaldo is a team player, yet Messi has more team trophies.
Ronaldo is the best free-kick taker, yet Messi has more free-kick goals.
Messi is a system player, yet no manager has ever had to chase him out.
Messi can’t survive outside Barcelona, yet he won the Ballon d’Or after leaving Barcelona.
At some point, you have to stop making excuses and accept reality.
Ronaldo can be your idol, but claiming he plays football better than Messi is DELUSION at its highest level.
I hope it’s not too late for you. 😭🐐
Orochi Sama retweeted
One of my boys got cheated on twice and he forgave his girl. But this is the twist; he said he caught her the first time, she apologized, but he likes how she fvcks him and I saw her pictures, the bunda is wide.
She did it again, he caught her. All through last week, she was begging him, blamed it on her past trauma. She was even crying in one of her videos while apologizing.
I told him “this your babe sabi act gan oo”.
He said she must think he’s stvpid. That he’s just trying to waste her time before he finally discards her.
He was narrating this to me yesterday and I couldn’t stop laughing.
In her head, she will feel “I cheated on him twice and he still took me back. He must like me so much, he must lack options, he can’t let me go”.
Women amaze me mehn💀
Orochi Sama retweeted
thank God they don’t pay 1€ here
