5th acct since 1/7/21. The coolest people call me Nanny. Don't know how many chickens are out there but they all have names. World Champ Weedeater Restringer 🏆
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NoToRioUs NAnNy retweeted
Syncing noon to the solar high point is so obvious I don't even know why there is any debate
NoToRioUs NAnNy retweeted
Hunter Biden cheated on his wife with countless prostitutes. Then he cheated on his wife with his dead brother's widow. Then he cheated on his dead brother's widow with her sister. Then he impregnated a stripper and denied the child was his during his next engagement.
Now he’s bragging about his “traditional” values. That’s something only a Biden could do.
NoToRioUs NAnNy retweeted
🚨 MSNBC is WAILING because the Trump admin is charging James Comey for a crime he committed 10 years ago— they think too much time has passed.
I'm sorry, wasn't Trump charged for committing an IMAGINARY crime against E. Jean Carroll IN 1995, 30 YEARS AGO?!
Cry me a freaking RIVER, @MSNOWNews‼️
You and your hokey journalists can KICK DIRT! 🙅🏻♀️
NoToRioUs NAnNy retweeted
Imagine watching Communists straight up steal an election in Brazil and sitting out the midterms over gas prices.
NoToRioUs NAnNy retweeted
175 Democrats just signed a letter to STOP the investigation into Ilhan Omar.
Innocent people don't need a permission slip from Congress!
NoToRioUs NAnNy retweeted
Yes. From 1957 until the 2026 permanent granite helipad, Marine One landed on the South Lawn grass. Staff rolled out temporary metal disks (often red with an X) for each arrival to mark the spot and keep wheels from sinking. The new pad handles the stronger VH-92 rotor wash and exhaust that previously ripped up the turf.
NoToRioUs NAnNy retweeted
CBS got CAUGHT RED-HANDED! 🚨
60 Minutes edited out their reporter admitting ON CAMERA she had zero proof deportees were being tortured in their home countries.
DHS brought their own camera and exposed the fake news.
ALWAYS record the media! 🎥🔥
NoToRioUs NAnNy retweeted
A 15 year old girl bravely fought back against her captor, hitting him with a fire extinguisher to escape a basement apartment in Northwest Baltimore after being stabbed all over.
The incident began on Thursday, October 22, 2026, when the teenager accepted a ride from 23 year old Abubakarr Barrie, who was operating an unlicensed rideshare vehicle (locally known as a "hack").
The victim requested a ride to a local carryout restaurant. Instead, Barrie drove in the opposite direction, put her in a tight headlock when she questioned him, and forced her into his basement residence on Garrison Boulevard.
Inside the basement, Barrie stripped the girl of her clothing, told her not to scream, and began stabbing her repeatedly across her chest, back, ribs, shoulder, and ear.
The victim fought for her life by scratching and clawing at her attacker. She managed to grab a fire extinguisher, struck Barrie with it, and broke free from his grasp.
The girl fled the house naked, shoeless, and bleeding heavily. She ran for about 5 minutes through the neighborhood, knocking on doors until a resident on Belle Avenue took her in, called 911, and contacted her mother.
She was treated for stab wounds and a collapsed lung.
This POS was arrested on Saturday, October 24.
NoToRioUs NAnNy retweeted
All Trump sexual assault allegations have 3 things in common…
-There’s no evidence
-The accusations happen around election time
-Nobody believes them except losers desperately trying to find anything negative they can use against the greatest president of our time…
NoToRioUs NAnNy retweeted
Cashier: “Your total is $8.55.”
Me: Hands her a $20 bill and tries to hand her 55 cents.
Cashier: “I don’t need that. You gave me a $20.”
Me: “I know, but I don’t want a bunch of change back. I want all bills.”
Cashier: “Well, it’s too late. I already entered the $20, and I can’t undo it.”
Me: “Okay, well, here’s the 55 cents. You can keep the change and just give me a dollar.”
Cashier: Looks at me like I just asked her to solve a calculus problem. “I’m sorry, I can’t do that.”
WE ARE SO COOKED. 💀
NoToRioUs NAnNy retweeted
I can confirm that @FlavioBolsonaro is no longer in Brazil and is on his way to the United States.
A US protective operation is underway to ensure his safety.
NoToRioUs NAnNy retweeted
My uncle did a mission trip to Africa to teach a village how to raise pigs for food.
They flew in with a bunch of pigs, built pens for them, Food and water troughs, and taught them how to breed them so they could always have meat. Two weeks of work and teaching.
They went back a year later to check on the village. They had thrown a giant party the night after my uncle left, slaughtered and ate all the pigs, sold the feeders and fencing, and were really pissed off that the mission didn't bring them more pigs.
NoToRioUs NAnNy retweeted
LGBTQ activist has a deer-in-headlights moment when Piers Morgan asks her to explain what “non-binary” actually means.
When she can’t, she calls it “uncomfortably personal.” Then Riley Gaines finishes her off.
PIERS MORGAN: “I just want to ask, what do you mean by non-binary?”
ACTIVIST: “Um when I say I’m non-binary, I’m expressing my identity in a way that I have the right to do.”
PIERS MORGAN: “What does that mean? There’s only one of you.”
ACTIVIST: “Actually, they/them has been the collective they has been used to refer to individual people for centuries and still is. So, um, I mean, if you don’t understand basic grammar, that’s on you.”
PIERS MORGAN: “I’ve got to be honest with you, I don’t understand the concept of what non-binary means… There’s one of you sitting here, and you look to me female. You’re a female?”
ACTIVIST: “If you don’t understand what non-binary means…”
PIERS MORGAN: “Are you a female?”
ACTIVIST: “…then I’m not sure you’re in a position to lead a debate…”
PIERS MORGAN: “But if you can’t explain it in simple language, then what’s the point?”
ACTIVIST: “I don’t think that I’m here to discuss the contents of my identity.”
PIERS MORGAN: “You raised this whole thing. I didn’t mention anything about what you were. You did.”
ACTIVIST: “This has really become uncomfortably personal.”
PIERS MORGAN: “Has it? You said it, not me…”
That’s when Riley Gaines dropped the hammer.
RILEY GAINES: “If you think this is uncomfortably personal, try undressing in a locker room with a 6’4 naked man.”
NoToRioUs NAnNy retweeted
I'll take The Cheesecake Factory over the Darth Vader museum any day of the week!
NoToRioUs NAnNy retweeted
You notice how PETA never runs a big ad campaign against Halal food preparation practices?
NoToRioUs NAnNy retweeted
I’m still angry Trump was cheated out of 2020.
I’m still angry Kari Lake was cheated out of Arizona.
I’m still angry Spencer Pratt was cheated out of Los Angeles.
Most of all, I’m angry it keeps happening and our government won’t do anything about it.
