@Ch3roh

Mimi ni shabiki je wewe??😂 Need a Virtual Assistant? DM me

Joined April 2013
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Mausiku I am a Virtual Assistant, mnipee kazi. I do; ✅HR & Recruitment Support (job postings, applicant tracking, onboarding) ✅ HR Admin (leave tracking, employee records, HR docs) ✅ Admin Support (email/calendar management, reporting, meeting notes) ✅ Customer Service
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lol wameishi kua hivyo I just accepted I'm not part of the TA & that's fine
OG XO FAN@kerubae320h
wakikuyu msikue ivo aki, mmeanza kutweet kama wasouth africa akiz uhondo inatupita
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A MAD T ⚡️@Teirrah_HM16h
Ayayaya huyu apewe security
Wallace@wallacemecha9 Sep 2021
Unpopular opinion: Foreplay should last at least one hour before the sex begins.
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Jaeye@_Jaeye18h
All Their old tweets are incriminating evidence… hadi you can tell who was with who, at the exact time 😭 Wako na Mùcene just as much as her if we’re being honest
Cerebral Assassin
@xysist5 Sep 2021
Another day to remind you fellas to avoid women with high libido. Unaitishwa round 6 in one night the hell is that 😭
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23.01.sjww@MsJohzie_8h
Shine on your way @pencilartsam 💔
23.01.sjww@MsJohzie_9h
I honestly can’t believe this! I honestly CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS!!
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☆ ★@imfynerthanfyne9h
he saw your stomach thru the shirt sister just get cracked and lose yourself a little
naya@xotrllaax10h
being fat will seriously have u afraid of certain sex positions, what if he see my rolls or my boobs bounce too much
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You know how weird you have to moan when cumming for someone to call it ‘yelping like a goat’ 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Naona the babe i bought kombucha from 2 so years ago ameniblock, I've blocked back but nashangaa kwani nilido?
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wambo💗💸.@wambuiraima19h
Hapa kwa kusongesha IUD wanasema ulijimarkia exams na ukajipea marks
Cerebral Assassin
@xysistApr 17
Ukiwa unaogopa slice Saba za mkate kusongesha IUD utaweza kweli buddy ?
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Mack@whatMackSays21h
That dude was saying I’m spewing hate for expressing my dating opinion kumbe anavuruta mkia kwa groupwork wow
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Watu hawajawai kimbia full marathon, at 3:40min/km pace wanasema usimame uende loo, urudi, hawajui ukisimama that's the end of the race.
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And they are NOT WRONG because you people will not stop raping minors!
MOJINGA M‌OJINGA 🏝️🏝️🏝️@khakis_vendorOct 26
Some Nairobi mothers wanapea their school girls family planning during this 2 months holiday wueh. 🤣🤣🤣
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AnalystBae@thedopedenim7h
I got a job offer today that’s significantly higher than my current salary but I have no desire to leave the WFH culture the flexibility is kinda worth it lmao idk maybe I should take life more seriously 😂
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sucking dick so fun I wish men were good people
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E! 🫠@Wajiru_12h
Heh. Those who've read this book, imejaa trauma stories? Because chapter 1 has me teary af and sad. I thought it'd be stories za wamama mang'aa majangili and wayward. 😕
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I want to travel the world, not just for vacations, but for work, conferences, summits, volunteering, workshops, education, and opportunities to make a real impact.
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Sielewi
mahx_@stfu_gthOct 26
Kinda hurts when it’s “sent you a reel” but not “sent a reel to you” #iykyk
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Jana would have been a day of sadness but isn't it beautiful to have unhinged people amongst us? Alhamdulilah yesu kristo
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Vuyo@Vuyo_Ntshinga16h
The things that worry men. Meanwhile poor girl is literally chatty to reduce the chances of getting killed.
umfoka bernard@_nkosinomusaOct 26
fetching your girl from the uber and she’s all chatty with the driver <<
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as a single childless woman, you can show up for countless bridal showers, weddings, baby showers, kid's birthday parties, anniversary dinners etc. but if you want even a modicum of reciprocation suddenly it's mortifying and beyond the pale. lol ok.
Womansplainer
@iWomansplainerOct 25
My friend wants to plan a couples, no-kids weekend getaway, splitting the cost of a large AirBNB, in January for her 30th birthday. I really do not love this idea (husband is mortified), neither to spend the money nor to get someone to take the toddler for 3 days. It would be a 2.5 hour drive away for us, too, so it’s not like we’re close if something happens. I haven’t been away from him for even 1 night yet and he still just seems so young! It would be very hard to leave him for that long. Am I just a party pooper who needs to get over it? Genuine question. Like I actually need advice here guys
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Ty Ngachira
@anto_ty13h
Make sure after you shower, you deliberately dry your perineum (look up what part of the body that is) A lot of male body odour and mustiness comes from hidden moisture there
CooperBaggs 💰🍞
@edgaralandoughOct 26
I’m 32. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.
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