ChaimMo

@ChaimMo #TovLiTorasFicha

@ChaimMo Ducks are kosher because they live in water and water is vewwwwy healthy. #lobster

@ChaimMo After clearly crying: "I wasn't just crying Morah. My eyes just got a little water in them so it looked like I was crying."

@ChaimMo Chaim: I saw Hashem in New York one time. He was jiggeling. Morah: You mean juggling? Chaim: no, jiggeling.

@ChaimMo Did you think it was a good idea to steal his popcorn? Chaim: It wasnt my head that thought it was a good idea. It was my stomach