Dezel

Stalker, she says.

Of course she'd say that.

That makes one of us

Why are you like this

I don't need to see to know what she's doing.

I don't disagree. [Even if he can't see them.]

I can tell. It's always the talk of the day.

It's the harness.

I can tell Rose is in her merchant outfit today.

Hate to say it, but I feel for the guy. [This isn't easy on him either. But he's at least able to stand on his own two feet. Kind of.]

It's about to rain.

There she goes again.

[He is not surprised.]

I'm your guardian angel.

Exactly

She calls it her most intense scouting mission to date.

Maybe try "I could do this in my sleep". That might have more approval.

[Even though he can't see this he knows she needs new clothes already.]

Feels like that's gonna be more common in the days ahead....