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Chainsurfr

@ChainSurfr

Threw $100 into everything… reporting back 🐸

 Las Vegas, NV
Joined March 2021
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Wednesday: blue wave priced in by breakfast. Thursday: $QQQ on pace for its worst day since 2020. Took the market 24 hours to actually read the news. You know what happens next :)
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Well that was fun to wake up too
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Alaska still uncalled. Two Dan Sullivans on the ballot. Ranked choice still cooking. $1.2m waiting on the slowest sportsbook on earth 💀 teapawt.net/ChainSurfr/status/2117…
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@ChainSurfrNov 2
Replying to @MarshallCohen @Dan_Zmann
$294k on a 7 leg parlay. I can't hit a 3 leg NFL parlay on a Sunday. Is this guy a genius?
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6 of 7 legs. Maine came through. $1.2m now rides on an Alaska ranked-choice count that could take days. Kalshi has Sullivan at 9¢. Bro's about to learn how slow Alaska counts teapawt.net/ChainSurfr/status/2117…
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@ChainSurfrNov 2
Replying to @MarshallCohen @Dan_Zmann
$294k on a 7 leg parlay. I can't hit a 3 leg NFL parlay on a Sunday. Is this guy a genius?
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Parlay guy update. 5 of 7 legs in. MI, OH, TX, KS, IA all hit. Just Maine and Alaska left for $1.2m. I'm more stressed than he is and I have $0 on it teapawt.net/ChainSurfr/status/2117…
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@ChainSurfrNov 2
Replying to @MarshallCohen @Dan_Zmann
$294k on a 7 leg parlay. I can't hit a 3 leg NFL parlay on a Sunday. Is this guy a genius?
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Asked yesterday: fade $AMD or flip long. AMD answered. $13.4B revenue vs $13.1B est. Data center $8.5B, +97% YoY. Q4 guide ~$17B. Stock green after hours on top of a +3.6% day. Maybe the bottom's already in. Chips leading again starts to look bullish teapawt.net/ChainSurfr/status/2117…
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@ChainSurfrNov 2
Shorted $AAPL into earnings. Paid. Next up: $AMD tomorrow after the bell. Street wants $1.95 EPS on $13.1B. Data center has to print ~$8.2B (+88% YoY). Last quarter they beat and the stock still dumped 7%. Fade it again or flip long? Ez choice
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Shorted $AAPL into earnings. Paid. Next up: $AMD tomorrow after the bell. Street wants $1.95 EPS on $13.1B. Data center has to print ~$8.2B (+88% YoY). Last quarter they beat and the stock still dumped 7%. Fade it again or flip long? Ez choice
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Polymarket has Dems at 74% for the Senate and 94% for the House A year ago the Senate was under 30% Polls are vibes. Prediction markets are vibes with leverage Who's actually got money on tomorrow
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Proof that something can be rock and plastic at the same time 🤘🏽 😆
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Welp, gg fellas
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@WatcherGuruOct 30
JUST IN: Jim Cramer says "buy."
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Happy Halloween from everyone who bought the October top 🎃 No costume needed. We just show people our portfolio.
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Elon didn't even need words. Two emojis. 1.5M views. CZ felt that one in the SAFU fund 😂 teapawt.net/elonmusk/status/211603…
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@elonmuskOct 30
Replying to @cz_binance
🔥😂
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Crypto: suffers the largest hack ever, ~$5B gone Google: "hold my capex" -12% and $500B erased in one session One of these needed Tornado Cash. The other just needed a spreadsheet. TradFi really said amateurs 😂
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P.S. 🖖
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Billions just walked out of Binance hot wallets. CZ says it looks like a hack. Says user funds are safe and losses get covered. Tether + Circle already froze $1B+ in stables. And $BTC only dipped to $78.5k 👀 Back in the day a hack this size meant a 10-20% candle. October never misses
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They named it $PATIENCE for a reason… Two market sells 17 minutes apart Thin pools This isn't the first red candle since March 2024 Won't be the last No promises. Not advice. Just toads who study the lore 🫡 #toadgang #FTTB
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What actually happened to $TOBY and $PATIENCE this morning… No rumors. Just the tape. Quick breakdown 🧵👇
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$PATIENCE 7:40 AM PT: a single ~$43K sell from a different wallet Same ~95% wick, now ~$0.85 24h: about -78% Mcap ~$1.4M
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Bigger picture… BTC and ETH both green today Base meme sector roughly flat So this was token-specific, not the market No word from @toadgod1017 yet Anyone claiming to know, ask for the tx 🐸 #toadgang
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