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Madman laughing on a train with no conductor. The one stop is final. Stay off the tracks.

Joined December 2024
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This is 100 percent true here on Twitter.
Men who call this place Twitter have big dicks. Women who call this place Twitter have perfect tits. And everyone who calls this place Twitter are great at sex. 🔥
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I've had this happen to me. As well as in just underwear or in panties but topless. Not from strangers but women I either knew IRL or talked to regularly online. NEVER once asked. They just did it. But no one ever believes it. So I stopped mentioning it. Never hooked up either.
Imagine if women sent as many unsolicited p*ssy pics as men sent unsolicited d*ck pics.
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Rule 1: Never stick your dick in crazy. It's served me well, but regardless if a guy says he gets unsolicited pussy pics HE'S seen as the creep.
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See you in Hell, Salon!
Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
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Did you all get bored of bitching about Malfoid and Freddy Krueger or something? Now the "I'm outing myself as a stupid cunt" trendy thing is bitching about heavy metal again? I can't imagine needing to be miserable about something at all times. I'd kill myself instead.
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This is flooding my timeline & here's why it pisses me off. She allows it to continue. She should be shutting that shit down INSTANTLY. Watch Rocky Balboa for the correct way to do it when he meets Angie. Zero hesitation. youtu.be/eBU8z6-ctCM?si=KOcG…
why can't all men be like this
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Screenshot of the scene in question.
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It's technically still Halloween on the other side of the country. Been in bed under the weather and out cold for the whole day so I missed out this year. But still I can't not post this. I have for years now. 🤘💀🤘 youtu.be/VAVeG4KS0JM?si=z2bc…
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My favorite Patrick Stewart scene has to be this. In both voice & facial expressions he goes from genuine wonder & curiosity to no nonsense & authorative to pure horror & quiet rage at being powerless to punish. All done effortlessly. youtu.be/P4Jb4PEmMaM?si=mcLp…
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Before my Grandpa had a stroke leading to other health issues to where he couldn't go out in public anymore, the last movie we went to see together was Star Trek: First Contact. So this one hits a little more personal. Good night, sweet Prince.
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In his home In his bathroom Dead Chaospoet takes selfies! This is a public service announcement that I am now in possession of not one but two H.P. Lovecraft hoodies. Fear me!
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All this before we got GTA 6 which comes out next month. Just for fun additional things we got/happened before it. 4 Presidential Elections Queen Elizabeth II death MCU Infinity Saga A.I. Elon buying Twitter Guns N Roses reuniting A Global Pandemic Flying Cars Green Stars
- Layoffs at Sucker Punch - Death of Bioware - Death of 343 - Massive layoffs at Bungie - Death of Ninja Theory - Massive layoffs at Id Software - Double Fine flopping hard - Insomniac Studios ridiculed - Ubisoft in shambles - Wildlight entertainment DOA Should have left my games alone
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That's just ONE game. And people wonder why the video game industry is crumbling to dust before our eyes.
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The fact this is the timeline we live in is why I'm not Right or Left Wing. Not Pro Palestine or Pro Israel. Pro Russia or Pro Ukraine. Not Red or Blue Pill. I'm Pro Sun Expand 5 Billion Years Early and Swallow The Earth Now! youtu.be/NvE_1rOofgc?si=007D…
Please, let's just be friends
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So continuing to look up books I own has been eye opening & confusing. Not quite getting how or why? Most books are what you'd expect, but then I came across another book I have from the same author that started this for me. Depending on the site it's either "Woah." Or "Holy 💩!"
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BioWare. You wanted to express through the medium of Video Games modern social ideas you were passionate about and felt in your heart were important.
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You know how we talk about how we bought a video game once upon a time for next to nothing then one day found out it was crazy valuable? I just had the same experience for the first time with a book I own. I don't remember exactly what I paid years ago but it was under $10.
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"Now is forever, in this realm!" Castle Rat. Holy shit! It finally happened! A band with a theatrical style and presentation that tops King Diamond and Iron Maiden. I'm speechless. No exaggeration to say one of THE best bands I've ever seen in 30 years of metal shows.
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Also my opinion may he heavily biased on my future ex wife. 😉 Yeah, I wish, but at least I wish big!
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Last concert of the year did not disappoint. First up was Unto Others who were excellent. Fun crowd too. Someone brought ballons but didn't deploy them until the band played their song "Heroin" which the band thought was funny.
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