Kelly ❤️

Billerica, MA
Joined October 2011
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The internet remains undefeated
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Me after 9 overpriced Guinness at the local Irish pub xitter.cf/c0med0rdeb0sta7/status…
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There’s something almost intoxicating about drinking 15 beers
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Mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit
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If the movie is R rated I should be able to hit a vape in the theater
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A lip reader reveals that Donald Trump told Barack Obama they would need to "find a quiet place" later in the day to discuss a "matter of importance." At one point, Trump leaned toward Obama and said, "I've pulled out of that. It's the conditions. Can you imagine that?" Obama laughed as Trump added, “and after, I will.” "Call me at the foy after, yep,” Trump replied to Obama. Obama then said, “can you just … it should be good.”
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BREAKING: Saruman announces that the Gap of Rohan shall henceforth be referred to as the Gap of Isengard
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Boomers geek out way too hard when you say merry Christmas
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band practice is going great
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I bet getting caramelized feels so good for the onion
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Dudes sharper than ever, fuckin gotem
WTF? REPORTER: “Mr. President, do you think you can get a ceasefire deal done by the end of your term?” BIDEN: “Do you think that you can get hit in the head by the camera behind you?”
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Arnie did about twenty Japanese commercials in the 80s and 90s, and they're all insane. I'm not sure what product is being advertised here, but I can only presume it's some kind of liquid hallucinogenic.
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Hatebreed - Through the Barrel of Today #getdroppedonyourhead
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Anytime someone says, “Autism didn’t exist back in the day,” I tell them to look up hall of fame baseball player, Rube Waddell. Born in 1876, here is a short piece of his biography:
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Beggars can’t be choosers in this life
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