Kelsey’s husband. Casual diehard of New England sports. Advocate for using M, C, P, O for the final solve on Wheel of Fortune.
Massachusetts, USA
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An Eli, a Cameron, and two Tanners... is this an NFL team or a little league world series squad? Just need three names that rhyme with "Aiden" and we'd hit the under 12 white boy name jackpot
SAVE TOMMY TWO CHAINS!!!
The #Patriots could potentially receive trade interest in QB Tommy DeVito ahead of the deadline, per @DanGrazianoESPN.
“…DeVito is a backup quarterback with NFL starting experience, so it’s not wild to think New England could get a call.”
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James Talarico, a Democrat, is quoting Scripture in his victory speech, and the crowd is cheering.
Democrats don’t hate religion. We hate watching people weaponize it.
Faith isn't the problem. Using God as a weapon against your neighbors is.
Google Docs is pissing me off. All of a sudden the table from Google Sheets that pasted over exactly as formatted doesn't do that anymore. What the fuck?
You can take the capris out of Miami but you can't take the Miami out of the capris
The Chargers brought in Mike McDaniel to help spark their offense. Through 7 games, they're 0-7, and their offense ranks in the bottom 3 of the NFL in all of the following 😱😱
✅Points
✅Touchdowns
✅Turnovers
✅Efficiency
✅Yards per play
✅Red zone drives
✅Fumbles
✅Interceptions
✅Sacks
✅Pass block win rate
✅Pressure pct
✅Total QBR
"This looks like it's gonna be an onside kick" can't they not kick it deep if they don't line up in the new formations?