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With Torbernite not set to appear in next year's @MineralCup, I'm starting my campaign for Arsenuranospathite(Al(UO2)2(AsO4)2F·20H2O) RIGHT NOW. It's got radioactive uranium, it has poisonous arsenic. Fluorine! More water than you can shake a stick at. And there's this!
ALT Delicate, pale yellow, lattice-like crystal structure. The world's most dangerous pie topping.
ALT Lattice crystals overlaying orthorhombic crystal habit
Here's your there's snow on the ground and nobody has salted the ice summer jam of the day open.spotify.com/track/6Cz02…
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Perhaps the worst MLB batter of all time was Sandy Koufax. His batting average was .097, meaning he would get a hit 9.7% of the time
That's an average shooting percentage in the NHL
Much much harder than getting a hit off an MLB pitcher is scoring a goal on an NHL goalie
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Like are we going to ignore the elephant in the room which is the elephant in the room which she referred to but never actually addressed? HER HUSBAND WHO IS RUNNING FOR THE SENATE IS A PHILANDERING CAD AND CANNOT HELP HIMSELF AND SLEEPS WITH MARRIED WOMEN WHILE CAMPAIGNING.
Her appearance has been welcomed by some supporters of Ken Paxton who worry women are too turned off by his alleged affairs to show up for him in the midterm. houstonchronicle.com/politic…
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From our partners @financialpost: KD launches mac n' cheese flavoured soda in Canada
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