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🌊 There is an offshore fort off the coast of the UK that is home to a micro-nation with 1.5 million e-citizens & its own national football team.
From celebrity players and online trials to hostage situations and exploding kits, here are 10 facts about Sealand and its squad.
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When Chris Anderson asked Elon Musk what drives him every single day to do everything he does, Elon gave an incredibly deep and powerful answer
“I really want to make sure that there is a good future for humanity, and that we're on a path to understanding the nature of the universe, the meaning of life. Why are we here? How do we get here?”
And then he explained what motivates him more than anything:
“I'm motivated by curiosity more than anything, and just a desire to think about the future and not be sad”
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Patrick Stewart. Turned up so early and so unobtrusively to be a star in the reasonably priced car, we mistook him for a delivery driver and asked him to go round the back. Took his hat off and said, “But I’m the captain of the Enterprise”. Fucking nice guy.
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Gonna leave this one here 🫳 🎤
Time to move on to the big stuff. 10 weeks today the biggest fight in British boxing history! Let’s gooooo #FuryJoshua 🇬🇧
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Kieron Dyer was a real 'Smooth Criminal' 🕺😂
The Southend boss was challenged to sneak as many Michael Jackson song titles as possible into his press conference to raise money for charity.
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IT'S A WALK-OFF 🚶
Losene Keita KOs Muhammad Naimov in the very FIRST round! ☝️
#UFCParis | Stream TNT Sports on HBO Max
This is some event at Croke Park, the atmosphere is unreal on the undercard 😎🙌 💚 #TaylorPili
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Sealand's first guard dog had a Nepali name.
Bahadur. It means brave.
Prince Roy named him in honour of the Gurkha soldier he fought beside in the Second World War. The two men became blood brothers in the truest sense: cutting their hands with a kukri and shaking them, an oath Roy honoured for the rest of his life.
After the 1978 invasion, Bahadur stood guard over the fortress.
Today Nepal is grieving. Devastating floods have taken hundreds of lives, and many more are still missing.
The world's smallest nation stands with the people of Nepal.
If you are able to help: nrcs.org
ALT Prince Michael, Prince Roy and their German Shepherd guard dog Bahadur on the deck of the Principality of Sealand, late 1970s. Bahadur stands on his hind legs greeting Michael, with the painted SEALAND lettering visible behind them.
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Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library was the best contribution to child literacy ever made by a celebrity. Our paths crossed once, in the 90s, backstage at a talk show, and I was completely tongue-tied and starstruck. RIP Dolly. You were a complete, irreplaceable one-off.
Like this geezer 👌
"I missed a call, and it was to tell me that Baleba to Man United was done." 📱
@David_Ornstein reveals how one missed call cost him the Carlos Baleba exclusive.
🎙️ @LiamMacdevitt | 📺 Watch live on TNT Sports & HBO Max
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Look at the speed & intensity of the game here compared to the modern day sideways & backwards possession snooze fest.
Shots, crosses, tackles, people playing forward & taking risks, not over coached robots
As an entertainment spectacle, football has went massively backwards.
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Until last week, men over 50 were entitled to a free PSA prostate cancer check. But the government has now decided to withdraw that right. I cannot for the life of me work out what their reasoning might be.
That alert says it all, absolute fucking shambles.
Next it’ll be an alert to tell us not to drink petrol, although £2 a litre sounds a lot better than £7.50 a pint 🤔
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