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@ChePatuma
 Blantyre, Malawi
Joined April 2018
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I've been broke before, but this is a discovery.
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femiiiiii.@femiiisznNov 11
"who got you smiling like that?" the voices in my head cracked a joke, leave me alone.
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kay@bunnyretards23h
im going to kill myself soon
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໊@iamohian10h
“you look tired” thanks i’m trying to stay alive
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Koma ngongole imasowetsa mtendere.
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Iremide
@RxIremideNov 10
there’s death and then there’s the first morning after letting someone go
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Abby🫧💕 (@BigmummyAbby) profile pictureAbby🫧💕@BigmummyAbbyNov 9
currently in need of money i did not work for.
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AJP@Adrian357AdrianNov 11
I’m in a terrible place mentally. I don’t know how or if I’m going to make it through this. It all seems so pointless. I’m not looking for sympathy, I just want people to know I’m really struggling if they don’t see me on here for a while
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🚫 Do not disturb 🚫@Lexaz_LexazNov 9
Come back basi i failed to smash winawake?😂😂 Munthu wapa banja ndithu😂😂
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You guys praise stupid things on this platform. There’s nothing special about being on that calendar
AJIKI AJIKITO (@DhummieCarter) profile pictureAJIKI AJIKITO@DhummieCarterNov 9
Ngati sunakhalepo pa calender ndekuti sumabhebhesa pa twitter pano patiii!!!
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Aarav@Aaravhere_Nov 9
not suicidal, but if someone kill me right now id say thank you because im so fucking tired with this heaviness, to top it all, i dont even fucking think i'm allowed to feel tired
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Memory 🌺@Gorgg_beastNov 9
Mind you the fridge is empty 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️
Kiswili Cyprian (@kharsh_art) profile pictureKiswili Cyprian@kharsh_artNov 8
This really is a “we got food at home” economy.
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🕊️ madelyn 🕊️@madbpdNov 9
Been having intense suicidal thoughts lately and I’m really scared. I don’t know if I should use my voice and tell someone or keep it to myself so I don’t have to go to hospital
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Suis Sngz@_MzalaNov 9
Ma trousers ovala Ku Soiree
Momwemo Basi💀 (@kaymartin_iv) profile pictureMomwemo Basi💀@kaymartin_ivNov 9
Ma trusses ndi chani??
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Ndeno? (@ndetitani) profile pictureNdeno?@ndetitaniNov 9
Replying to @DonKhiva
This cant be this same brain you use to lead your family
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میشاء@beingusual_Nov 8
if i ever lose this battle with depression, just know i literally fought for my life, i really did
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🚫 Do not disturb 🚫@Lexaz_LexazJul 31
Replying to @DonKhiva
Akulu you're not all that ineyo mwandiphwekesa kuti mutha kundipezesa zochita ndukana zimenezozo 😂kaya youve worked with anthu ophuzira kuposa ine ndi zanu zimenezozo and mutha kumapangila brag ena not me ....komaso owning amedia company doesn't qualify you for any shit.
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Lady_in_Red@Kwa_ManjeNov 9
Nobody: Khiva FORCEFULLY inserting himself in a war that doesn’t concern him at all😂:
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Lady_in_Red@Kwa_ManjeNov 9
He didn’t delete anything. You just can’t see it anymore 😂😂😂
Don Khiva 👑🇲🇼 (@DonKhiva) profile pictureDon Khiva 👑🇲🇼@DonKhivaNov 9
Put some respect on my name, y’all! Ask yourself why he deleted it. Eeh comprehend this, comprehend that, mixiew! 😂 It’s funny how you guys think I didn’t read the whole useless thread😎
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🚫 Do not disturb 🚫@Lexaz_LexazNov 9
This is how he is lookinng like😂
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Khaleesi 🫧 (@emori2028) profile pictureKhaleesi 🫧@emori2028Nov 8
Since we can't use beans or nyemba no more, what's the appropriate word 😓
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