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I used to host boxing's best podcast, but now I usually just tweet sarcastic baseball and boxing takes.

Katy, TX
Joined June 2013
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This team is in a way worse position than 2011-13, no help in sight in the minors plus Crane won’t pay for top line FA and he’s fired the guys who drafted and developed the talent that took us to the golden age of Astros baseball. I think Crane believes he built the team.
Jim Crane, please hit a hard reset on the team and start moving guys for prospects. That is the only way to rebuild.
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There’s a chance this will be the last memory of the Astros until 2028.
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Well Trump does love the poorly educated, so this tracks.
🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS. Undefeated boxing champion Floyd Mayweather just surprised all his fans by randomly going on Fox News to defend President Trump and claim ‘he is the best President we ever had.’ Mayweather: “I'm happy. We had Trump before, we didn't appreciate him, but I think Trump is the best President we've ever had.”
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This 5 year run says otherwise
‼️SHAKUR STEVENSON WITH A MESSAGE TO TIM BRADLEY‼️ Shakur Stevenson: “Tim ‘BUMSTORM’ . You are a bum! You are 1 of the worst fighters that has ever went to the hall of fame. You clickbait all negativity on my name. That’s why you is a B*TCH! You a clout demon. You do everything for clicks & likes you p*ssy!” 👀👀 #Boxing 💥💥🥊🥊🥊🥊
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I wish Blummer would have kept Wade’s numbers vs Wheeler to himself. 4 for 6 with a BB plus a lefty righty matchup. Seems to break all the conventional thinking in baseball.
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If Lunhow comes back too this is basically Crane admitting he screwed things up without actually saying it.
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We lost a true national treasure today in @DollyParton I’ll be playing this the rest of the week. A sad day to be sure RIP #Dolly
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Crane is the new Jerry and not a good owner, he made so many moves up until 2019, now he’s just trying to appear like winning is the most important thing. It’s not it’s staying under the tax threshold and getting a stadium filled. Winning is a distant 3rd.
Jerry Jones syndrome strikes again.
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Crane is like a casino owner sucks you in with shiny benefits like free rooms & free slot dollars to get you hooked, now it’s dog days in the park hoping you’ll bring Fido with you & buy a bunch of concessions. I need his defenders to tell 3 good moves Crane has made this decade
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Why do you have to exaggerate everything except parking? Beers are under $20 so do you defer the other $10 to a later date?
Dodger fans pay $40 to park, $30/beer, $12/hot dog, or ~$25 for other food item, plus $20 for dessert. Souvenirs: minimum $50+. It ain't cheap to be a Dodger fan, but they lead baseball in attendance, and all those fans SUPPORT. Ownership rewards the fans. But it ain't cheap!
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Are you really going to question Kim Don Un and his legendary golf game?
There is genuinely nothing more pathetic than lying about your golf scores. For those of you who don’t play golf, let me put this into context for you:
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Dana got that left handed bat! All our worries are gone.
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Plus they saved money on his flight to Houston. Dana is playing chess
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The hell you say. He saw something, he couldn’t do anything about it but he did see it. He also beat former WBO welterweight champion Jessie Vargas, Mikey slander will never be tolerated.
Mikey Garcia had no business fighting at welterweight. that can’t be the Hall of Fame win you cling to for that argument
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The face you make when you walk right into a hot one
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Replying to @LanceZierlein
@LanceZierlein Houston is having an Everton watch party for opening weekend. You going?
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In baseball terms #ArgentinaVsEspaña R. H. E. LOB Spain 1 15 0 18 Argentina. 0 0 1 0
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2026 AL West is looking like the 2005 NL west
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I’m only half Mexican and have had the same flask for years that’s how far we are ahead of others with sneaking in alcohol.
Fan sneaked tequila into the stadium in a flask disguised as a mobile. Mexicans are light years ahead of us.
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Lucas Matthysse is a world champ the same way Tank Davis is a 3 division champ.
Top 5 worst boxing champions ever 5. Rolly Romero 4. Jeff Horn 3. Lucas Matthysse 2. Leon Spinks 1. Charles Martin Who is missing?
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