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GoCanes is a helluva drug! Drops the needle on the record. Betrothed father of two. #GoCanes/#DUUUVAL/Heat/Rays/Bolts.🐒 ❤️🐒

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Joined December 2015
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Rich, powerful men falling for Chinese honeypots
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Trevor Lawrence needs to be taken very seriously as a potential MVP candidate, and the Jaguars need to be taken very seriously as a Super Bowl contender.
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Game Day is now going to be nothing but Mali’s injury. Brought to you by the retired football playing google MDs and Home Depot. That alright, The U’s not dead. Let’s see how they respond when the shit hits the red solo cup.
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Shout out to Dr. Classey on IG #GoCanes
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For the first time in CFP history, the Miami Hurricanes are ranked No. 1️⃣‼️
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I hate everything about this all to relatable tweet.
Replying to @SteveKim323
I was there! Feels like yesterday. It wasn’t yesterday . . . 😅
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“They’ve played nobody” But y’all out there losing to “nobodies”
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Now it’s time to go to work! CREATURES
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LION TALK 💥 Public announcement , to all my Lion Canes , ‘ nevin shapiro is banned from all communication .. he’s a scumbag always is and always will be , anyone supporting this punk should stay on that side .. no more of this bullshit .. #LIONORDER 🔥
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This is getting ridiculous. Through 7 games in 2020: DeVonta Smith: 65 catches, 903 yards, 10 TD Mac Jones: 77.1%, 18 TD/3 INT Miami, still in Game 7: Malachi Toney: 65 catches, 941 yards, 10 TD Darian Mensah: 82.0%, 21 TD/1 INT
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I resisted saying this, but I’ll be damned… The U is back! SI talking about Miami killing college football again? The world is healing!
Miami's president's comments on realignment this morning have me asking: where is the government when it comes to anticompetitive behavior in college football? It's time to take the kid gloves off. Check out my latest for @SInow here: si.com/college-football/miam…
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A lot of words just to say you don’t slow down for accidents and make sure everyone’s OK.
For all the attention Miami gets from the national media, it’s interesting that FSU still generated 20.1M viewers compared to Miami’s 13.4M. That’s nearly a 50% advantage with both programs appearing on ABC/ESPN four times. Think about that for a second. Even with the current state of our football program, FSU remains the ACC’s biggest television draw. We outpaced Clemson by 29%, UNC by 43%, and Miami by 50%. Miami might be the media’s favorite storyline, but the actual television numbers tell you which brand still commands the larger audience. And that’s what makes our next coaching decision so important. FSU doesn’t have a brand problem. We have a football product that isn’t remotely maximizing the commercial value of that brand. With the Big Ten potentially on the horizon, this isn’t simply about finding someone who can win eight or nine games. It’s about understanding the economics of conference realignment, media valuations, recruiting infrastructure, and the importance of entering a new conference with a championship-caliber roster already assembled. We cannot afford another three-year rebuilding experiment. There’s something to be said for a proven championship coach who understands the expectations in Tallahassee, knows what it takes to recruit nationally under the FSU logo, and has already demonstrated he can build a program capable of competing with the SEC’s best. Sometimes the smartest investment isn’t chasing the next big thing. It’s recognizing the value of someone who’s already delivered the very thing you’re trying to get back to. The logo still sells. The audience is still there. The national relevance hasn’t disappeared. It’s time we put a football program on the field that reflects it.
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Do you guys remember the “insurgent math” the generals taught us in GWOT? “If you kill an enemy, you’ll make 10 more.” Remember that? Another in a long list of points to make us practice “courageous restraint” and be reluctant to pull the trigger. What fascinates me is how full of shit they were. Because many of those retired leaders and the politicians they back today advocate for doing the EXACT opposite within the borders of their own country. They don’t all wish death. Some do. But the same principles apply to lawfare and harassment against people they disagree with. So why was “insurgent math” created to give compassion to 80IQ Taliban retards but the exact opposite is given to 100IQ+ innocent Americans who are far more dangerous when they get mad enough to band together? What even is this? Another stunning failure and hypocritical point of the War on Terror and the national lesson over the last 2 decades as a whole. There is a large number of influential “Americans” who’d rather bow to their enemies and put the boot to their own countrymen. They fear the wrong people. If they casually mention ruining the lives of innocent people simply because they disagree with them, then they have no fear. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. When the government fears the people, there is liberty. America is the greatest result of successfully insurgency in human history. This country literally has insurgency in its blood. That’s how we started. Stunning to believe some think it’s wise to poke that bear. The stupidity is off the charts. Truly.
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What a TL. The next post is gold! Thanks Miami! Wonder if she got her wish…
Replying to @realaxeIvasa1
He has not treated Hurts , he is a quack, google his name , he is insignificant as a Dr and is not a virus expert , here is a real study by real doctors
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Get rid of the home cooking they do with the preseason rankings, otherwise just start the playoff week zero. Bring back the BCS.
The CFP has reached a handshake deal with ESPN to broadcast a 24-team playoff beginning in 2027, a source told ESPN. There is still a lot of work to be done to formalize it on paper - and still subject to board approval from all parties - but another important step closer to it.
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PW11 has saved me in more fantasy games than I care to admit, but am more thankful he’s a Jaguar. Pay the man!
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Got you homie!
Titanic music for the Cam Little kick this week please @Jaguars #SoundsOfTheGame
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