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Abe Yospe

@Cheeseboy22

I type words on my home computer and then, using an internet connection, I post those words to the world wide web. Also, an Elementary School Principal.

 Salt Lake City
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Joined June 2009
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Saw a bird with a worm at 3:00 in the afternoon, which proves that it’s okay for birds to sleep in.
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I know these two young men well and they're both incredible kids.
Devon4heisman (@LoganSpackax1p) profile pictureDevon4heisman@LoganSpackax1pOct 27
Go Utes 😭 College gameday was great, #Utenation Sorry Pat about what we said, It was just a joke bro 😭
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I'm getting a colonoscopy in two days, so I'm not supposed to eat any "leafy greens." This is one doctor recommendation that I can actually keep.
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Doe, a deer, a female deer. Ray, the thing that killed Steve Irwin.
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Who's laughing now, health nuts that made fun of me for not eating lettuce?!
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I'd be more willing to wait in line at the DMV if you got to ride Space Mountain to the counter when your number was called.
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Bought all the little chipmunks in my backyard hula hoops today for Christmas.
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Why didn't someone tell me before that I can eat Pez without the dispenser??
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I bet birds think that bird watchers are stalking them.
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If you are wondering why my biceps are so firm, it's from scooping super-solid ice cream from my freezer every night.
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How do you beat a dog at air hockey?? You push paws.
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"Where did we come from?" "Where will we go?" These are the deep questions we must ask of the Cotton Eyed Joe.
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Way too many of you are carrying Bingo cards around.
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@deloisiveteJan 3
Vegetable compartment in the fridge? You mean second cheese drawer
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I refuse to eat any chicken that a fast food restaurant calls "tendies."
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The great thing about wearing a bolo tie is that you can easily hang yourself when you realize you are wearing a bolo tie.
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Michael Buble singing "Santa Baby" just came on the radio and I changed the station. I JUST SAVED CHRISTMAS!
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I would never, ever enter the Black Forest if it weren't for the ham.
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Parenting confession: Sometimes I say "Nice job!" to my kids when really they just did an adequate job.
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This Snickers wrapper says it was "Fun Size" and it's true. I did have fun. I really did.
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I wonder if the buffalo care that they got taken off the nickel.
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